lummox

i saw some stat that the national debt of 7 trillion when spread out over all americans comes to over 20 grand each. damn. i could use money like that. i say lets bump that debt to 21 trillion and give each of us 40 grand and we will jumpstart the economy by buying stuff.

you are a nut.

single brown dont need no stinkin partner. going solo with the nut.

grasshopper has yet to snatch pebbles. you cannot leave. spring roll for two? excuse me while i have a slo-motion flashback.

broke the record. fuk yeah. itll all start triklin down now. right?

'did you say you wanted slack?' thats what i say.

lawn dart catching will up the premium more than climbing.

i reckon women climbers are pretty good at keeping the sleeping bag warm. and cookin. and whining.

um. vitamin deficiency leads to more spray? spray on. im gone. im so sweet like a nice bonbon.

dude. how the hell you drive to mowich lake earlier than august? wtf?

ah shut up loser.

so juvenille.

see you in hell.

shut up and climb.

I was raised by Charlton Heston and John Birch. pretty gay. you from quebec?

divine intervention sure explains a lot of the shit i have lived through. but i aint righteous.

no. but sometimes i like to flog the dolphin.

i dont know bout oxygen in a sauna. i do know that farting in one is way uncool.

i predict: 1 dick cheney will finally die from a heart attack to make way for rudi guiliani to be the running mate of gw. 2 nothing will come out of the relationship between lance armstrong and sheryl crow except another crappy album of sad songs. 3 and lance armstrong wont win a 6th tour de freedom. 4 bohanon will be banned but will somehow get back to spray some more. 5 the phrase 'gargle butt gravy' will be uttered on mtv within 6 months then it will enter the common lexicon of this great nation before finally becoming passe (like 'keen' and 'neato' and 'cats pajamas'). got anymore?

you dont know shit.

a horse a cow and a deer all eat grass yet a deer poops little pellets while a cow turns out a flat patty and a horse produces clumps?

straight the fuk out: you cant blame the 18 degree boulder session in the middle of nowhere on your partner.

i fukin tole you i aint a doctor. damn! but i did find this shizzle on the information superhighway: 'In athletes with an enlarged heart, there is a small risk of sudden death. This is not caused directly by the greater heart size, but rather by some other disease process.' who the fuk knows what lead to heart attack in pantani? yet.

if only we all could be so perfect.

it aint from doping for performance. i reckon enlarged hearts are common among endurance athletes which makes em susceptible to failure if they quit exercising. but i am not a doctor. and i dont play one on tv. and i havent slept at a holiday inn.