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lummox

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  1. 'rallys'. riight. bet you get the kiddies to soccer practice real fast.
  2. dammit.
  3. that car is for driving to get beer. you can guess the brand.
  4. no good comes outta death in the mountains. my condolences to friends and family of the dead.
  5. whatya look like so i can recognize you? me? i look sorta like ted kazynski and babe ruth and marvin gaye all wrapped up into one sexilicious hardclimbing package. baby.
  6. i reckon it is the same sheila that was shuttling bribe money to nigeria for dick cheneys halliburton. shes apples mate.
  7. go down to ocean beach and traverse the retaining wall. then watch the sun set and smoke a fatty and drink a tallboy.
  8. goggles. and condoms.
  9. i use a battery powered coffee mill to grind my beans when i visit wilderness areas. i am a rebel.
  10. sounds like the perfect excuse to peddle some bogus e. oh yeah.
  11. good on ya.
  12. trying to look sexy just dont cut it when walking onto a jobsite to ask for work.
  13. sorry, but yes, by about 5 years. Bullshit. The older the berry, the sweeter the juice. thaz the blacker the berry.
  14. i am willing to date you (in the biblical sense) AND teach you to climb. baby.
  15. amber?
  16. dude. them is pretty good burgers.
  17. the castle rocks area is lower elevation. i assume it would be climbable early season.
  18. big ass chase scenes with lots of noise and crashes.
  19. ai-eet. i fukin know we have all had them. so out with your war stories. here is one of mine: at around age 6 i used to play 'arabs' with my neighbor. we would literally put on dust rags instead of clothes and run around fighting bedouins and shit. so one time i am wearing rags chatting to my friends cousin (a girl my same age) who was visiting the neighborhood when she looks down and points at my crotch and starts laughing. turns out i was hanging brain. i was fukin mortified. and i still remember that episode everytime i run into the cousin.
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    the pc term is 'gelded'. kina like 'married'.
  21. i know from my own rigorous experimentation that if you consume a minimart burrito with a pint of chocolate milk you can asphyxiate yourself and anybody else within a 10 foot radius. there outta be a warning label.
  22. i read that microsoft source code leakage might compromize my puters security. is this more attorney general style scare tactics (though hats off to the central scrutinizer ashcroft for not losing his composure yesterday while announcing the indictement of the bay area steroid distributors i woulda had a hard time keeping a straight face) or should i be worried? wtf?
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    This winter sux

    what is the expected freeze elevation?
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    the compound name is similar to the androgynous ones to signify confused sexual preference. so a 'benandjennifer' is much the same as a 'pat' or 'terry' or 'dru'.
  25. well you got a start on the totems poles.
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