whatya look like so i can recognize you? me? i look sorta like ted kazynski and babe ruth and marvin gaye all wrapped up into one sexilicious hardclimbing package. baby.
ai-eet. i fukin know we have all had them. so out with your war stories.
here is one of mine: at around age 6 i used to play 'arabs' with my neighbor. we would literally put on dust rags instead of clothes and run around fighting bedouins and shit. so one time i am wearing rags chatting to my friends cousin (a girl my same age) who was visiting the neighborhood when she looks down and points at my crotch and starts laughing. turns out i was hanging brain. i was fukin mortified. and i still remember that episode everytime i run into the cousin.
i know from my own rigorous experimentation that if you consume a minimart burrito with a pint of chocolate milk you can asphyxiate yourself and anybody else within a 10 foot radius. there outta be a warning label.
i read that microsoft source code leakage might compromize my puters security. is this more attorney general style scare tactics (though hats off to the central scrutinizer ashcroft for not losing his composure yesterday while announcing the indictement of the bay area steroid distributors i woulda had a hard time keeping a straight face) or should i be worried? wtf?
the compound name is similar to the androgynous ones to signify confused sexual preference. so a 'benandjennifer' is much the same as a 'pat' or 'terry' or 'dru'.