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  1. lummox

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    get the mds to write a prescription for a topical painkiller drug. theyll have their own ideas of whats good for you.
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    if you got access to docs, you are in the promised land. what you need is a bit of the ol bolivian brain candy: cocaine. acqueous shit, you know. to put on your back. novacain, or lidacain woudl work in a pinch.
  3. dont take no miss cleo to figure that one out.
  4. your hosed dude. there are so many great shoes on the market, fuck the painful ones. taker bakc
  5. jesus christ, mary and joseph. thats hard core.
  6. obviously the paddling of the canoe on the lake with your wife is a metaphor for fucking. then boom boom: you bust a nut. that you had to tell someone means you aint gettin laid enough. time to set your little wifey down and give her a good listening to.
  7. lummox

    rehab is aid

    id do his chubby jailbait sister.
  8. lummox

    Pig Rig

    for sure the ghost of that pig haunts the souls of the guilty.
  9. whats that nike slogan? just fucking do it.
  10. hook a brother up . . .
  11. you got your report card from second grade too?
  12. Post deleted by Courtenay
  13. its just a matter of putting one foot in front of the other. repeat. ad nauseum.
  14. that certainly legitimizes the whole organic food movement. oh yea. aint no one confusing organic food with pot smokers now. this cant be making the jamaican tourist board very happy.
  15. why do you think i drink? have some red wine and don't get too deep.
  16. talking bout yourself in third person is creepy, dude.
  17. and their effect on the economy on the eastside has been low. fucking cheepskate boulderheads.
  18. fyi, when cleaning pins, hit them with upwards strikes, tap downwards to their original orientation, then repeat. this will create a wedge shape well suited to nut placement. this technique is especially helpful on first ascents of soft rock (for example, many routes in zion were prepped in this way by the first ascentionists).
  19. im over it
  20. lummox

    beer goggles

    http://www.mikeleo.com/beer/beer.swf
  21. nah dude. i climb. 7 pitches today.
  22. that dude dont look like he misses to many meals. prolly the perfect partner for a hunting trip. just make him cook.
  23. "LONDON (Reuters) - The leader of a prominent U.S.-based animal rights group said she had drawn up a will directing that her flesh be barbecued and her skin used to make leather products in protest at man's ill-treatment of animals. Ingrid Newkirk, 53, president of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), said on Thursday she had chosen to donate her body to her organization for use in a variety of startling protests. " bet shes just gristle and spit.
  24. naw dude. im the chick wearing the bikini top while bouldering. just forgot my name is all.
  25. i did and i wasnt believed. like ima dan - or sumpin? it dont matter anyhow. climbing is still hard after all these years. it aint what you did but rahter what your dreams are. know what im sayin. ana i woulda probably nailed the drag on too.
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