lummox

mermaids and lord blacks kicks ass.

i was working as a box maker in a stone fruit shed in the central valley in california (and sometimes id palletize which means repetitive heavy lifting). fucking child labor bullshit, pulling in something like $4/hr. i flew over the craterage on a flight to seattle within weeks after she blew. it was fucking cool to see the pnw looking like her sister mountains of central america.

that shit can happen with those fucked up wedge drive bolts sticking up high off the hanger.

ifn you really had internet power, youd be putting britney spearss face on porno chicks bodies. that shit is cool. only kelly osbournes face pasted onto some nude fat chik would be better.

"Someone really needs to invent a metal-detector-like device that can scan tards for dangerous shit." idea of the new millenium, methinks.

dont forget that its time for crime in oregon cuz of the fucked up budget. no money for pds. haha. stupid fucking state voted for nader. mother fucker shops at goodwill. oregon goes down the shitter. cause and effect.

you are weak and undeserving. thats why you are sick. your wah, or chi, is fucked up. i suggest a trip to the emergency room, or a doc in the box. ifn you cant get at least one phone number off the cute nurses, you are really sick.

its been fucking hours since ive consumed and everything is coming into focus. i dont like it.

i spent last week with a dude whos been 15 years on the wagon. he helped me get totally smashed drunk a couple times.

i made a stove outta little aluminum juice cans. 2 tablespoons of gas line antifreeze will boil enough water for ramen. it weighs 7 grams and is fucking delicate. about pots and shit, cheap ass mirro aluminum fuckers are the way to go. ifn it gets too nasty to clean anymore spend the $3 to get antoher.

i am lummox. i am an alcoholic. easy does it. one day at a time.

get your mind out the bedsheets. i werent talking nbout my love muscle. but maybe she was.

knot

she was a fine lady. i banged her for a few years. now shes married and lives in germany. guess im just lucky i avoided the ball and chain.

"wow. you're really big!"

i got a handjob while riding a bus from mexico city to queretaro. i returned the favor. hehe.

dis one good

u talking bout climbing? or some kina kinky sex perversion shiit?

no comment. i just wanted to show off my new tits.

friends will let you down. enemies are the only people you can rely on.

and us fat americans cant play hockey neither.

wtf? http://www.rent-a-negro.com/

yea. im more busted up bout dawsons creek ending.

JUST THE FACTS, MAAM.

if it trimed close, you get that rug burn effect. i guess it only fair considering the beard burn my ladies got to endure. all in the name of luv of course.