This guy walks into a bar, first thing he notices is a jar full of cash on the shelf. so he askes the barkeep what the deal was with the jar full of cash. the bartender tells him that there is a horse out back thats been very very sad and wont quit whipering, so they started a bet, you got to put a dollar in the jar then if you can make the horse happy then you get to keep the whole jar of cash. so the guy says ok i bet i can make that horse stop whipering heres a buck. then he walks outside, bout a minute later they here the horse laughing, the guy comes back in and collects the cash then leaves with out saying a word.
a few weeks the guy returns to the bar and notices there is another jar of cash on the shelf, so he asked the bartender what that one was for and the bartender tells him that ever since the last time he was there the horse hasn't stoped laughing so they started another pool, and who ever could get the horse to stop luaghing would win the money. so the guy gives the bartender another dollar and goes out to the house, and sure enough about a minute later they hear the horse just sobing his head off the guy walks in and takes the cash and starts to leave when the bartender asks him how he got the horse to laugh then cry so fast. the guy replies, well first time i told the horse my dick was bigger than his, and the secound time i showed em