Whatever?!?
We just open the cage, take the trad climber out and make him cook us dinner...then we put him back after he does the dishes...
Word, sports climbers don't give a fuck, yo! Smack them crack slackers up and make 'em carry your stick clip is how the DFA posse works it. They start to get fussy, you just give 'em some tape and they keep themselves occupied making tape gloves for the next two hours, an' if they try to leave, you just clip one of their Birkenstocks to the third bolt of Toxic where they'll never get it back. And if they want it back? Hell yeah, they're cookin' you dinner if they want that shit back, 'cause you're gonna have to climb up there an' get it for 'em!
Fuckin' A right!
toxic sounds hard for u sport climbers, us trad climbers would just top out on some cool crack and rap down the route to get it, then cook some shit up on the old colmen, while u all enjoy cold chily straight out of the can.