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Weekend_Climberz

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  1. Mmmmmmmm....rock climbing. Nice to hear others making use of the good weather on the east-side :tup:
  2. Schweetness :tup: Leave some for the rest of us 'eh :tup:
  3. I have an old friend who told me "MY HEARING ISNT SOO GRATE, BUTT I CANN SMELL PUSSY FROM A MILE AWAYY!!1"
  4. I have dogs with guns. Fat and docile, big and dumb They look so stupid, they aren't much fun aren't fun They eat to grow, grow to die Die to be et at the hamburger fry well done Nobody thunk it, nobody knew No one imagined the great guru are one He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal Tse Tongue He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd doldrums He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die gathered around, cause the steaks were so high Bad pun But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate are bummed He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy No one suspected he was packing an Uzi with guns They came with a needle to stick in his thigh He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye well hung Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor Run run! He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay We are free roving bovines, we run free today We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die with guns They crashed the gate in a great stampede Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed have fun Sixty police cars were piled in a heap Covered in pies, covered up deep Much dung Black smoke rising, darkening the day Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die with guns The President said "enough is enough These uppity cattle, its time to get tough" dung flung The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef on buns The were surrounded, they waited and prayed They mooed their last moos, they chewed their last hay out gunned The order was given to turn to whoppers Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers We will fight for bovine freedom And hold our large heads high We will run free with the Buffalo, or die with guns
  5. Damn, I feel bad for the little tyke. He doesn't have anyone to climb with right now Get better D00D
  6. Let's get a group together and break him outta jail
  7. Watch out for the hornets nest on the lower trail to the Powerhouse Wall. They seemed to be hanging around the good underclings and small cracks and buzzing around a bit annoyingly. No stings, but be careful and don't kill any, lest they swarm.
  8. CBS, the CC.com climbing geek :tup:
  9. thats another way of saying the same thing. get a stomache virus. Easiest 20lbs I ever lost - sitting on a beach starring at topless cuties, eating whatever I could, and still dropping the pounds I heard tapeworms work real well, too.
  10. I had to take mine down, the photo of Trango Towers was getting me all depressed and shit.
  11. I've climbed WI3 in ski boots Might look weird at Vantage in them though
  12. Holy crap. Washington Pass is going to have a late season this year. Maybe June before any rockclimbing on the spires. Yeah, but the corn skiing is going to be off the hook
  13. What? Just imagine... creating integrity constraints just by tracing a line between two tables. Add voice recognition software and you could even combine the UI technology with verbal commands - create index, primary key, add check constraint. Or within an IDE, dragging and dropping JSF, Swing, or (retch) ASP.NET components. Using your fingers to resize elements on Class or ER diagrams, or borders for UI components. Sweet! Be careful there, you might turn archy on!!
  14. Don't worry, the date says it's for April. You have almost a whole month to plan for it :tup:
  15. Dan was out with us at Exit 38 once last year. :tup: He's been after it seredipituously [sic?] for a bit now :tup:
  16. Man, it's too bad he doesn't ice climb. He'd be in heaven there in Chamonix if he did
  17. Better yet, hitchhike with some concert goers, then you don't have a car to worry about :tup:
  18. Remind me not to go onto any glaciers with you anytime soon
  19. It would still be a look don't touch GUI for you Kev
  20. Who is this Nelson, Willie Nelson? I wouldn't climb with that old hillbilly; he smokes too much weed. He has PMS, too.
  21. Rock climbing??? I've forgotten how to do that, you mind teaching me agian CBS :tup:
  22. Damn, now I'm gonna have to explain why I always bring my rock climbing shoes over to my mom's house
  23. ... a shooting star on the way back from a long weekend of climbing :tup:
  24. Damn, here's some good vibes bro-ham.
  25. If they outlaw climbing, only outlaws will climb.
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