Weekend_Climberz

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17484183/ Now here's something the ladies with come a running for

One of the best trolls from the past: OMG! Someone Shotcreted the lower Malamute!!

I take the bus. I've read about twenty books in the last year doing so and have exponentially expanded my knowledge. Of course, anything multiplied by zero, is still zero, so I'm still a dumb fuck none the less

Now we're talking :tup: A good groping of the rack and a bit of hard fondling to make sure it's firmly attached to the frame is definately a must, new friend or old friend, regardless. We are talking about ski racks right??

True, but I usually limit the visits of my niece and nephews to only twice, maybe three times a year. Once they're old enough to hold a rope and pack their own gear, then I'll be the climber uncle :tup:

So what? My hot tub is nice for sipping my lattes in :tup: Besides, I'm more of a hippy than a soccer mon: 1. I don't have kids 2. I take the bus to work 3. I'm male

...and that's me in the 4runner behind you trying to run you over

I heard a story recently of some "Hot Climbing Chicks" who left there ski rack open and achieved the same results. Maybe your friend should stop smokin' before he drives, if he does at all that is

I bought one for my g/f and she loves it :tup:

Didn't someone remove the compressor on the "Compressor Route" and the locals got pissed and had a chopper put the thing back up there?

I love traffic, too :tup: This morning I almost finished a whole article in Alpinist by the time I got to work

Ride of the Valkyries??

Rob, you can easily swing leads or climb in blocks with this method. You just have to clip into the anchor and have everyone untie from the rope and then give the next leader both the ends on top of the stack :tup: Blocks are the best way, since then everyone rests, then climbs, rests, then climbs. When you swing leads, someone will have to climb two pitches before they get a rest

I know that I've brain farted before and ended up with the rope coming up and out of the device. CBS has actually chatised me before about it. I'm pretty sure that he's comfortable with my belays though

I don't think Ozzy is a geek.

Basically we're telling you to get off your ass and go climbing more. Jeez, what are you thinking?

How much did it cost the taxpayers to go and find the lost Ranger?? Sorry, couldn't resist

Yeah, Oly. It'll be cool to see how many people use the review system :tup: I hate looking through all the crap out there and trying to remember where I saw it at. Kudos

Here's some more hot geekiness: use Prophet; use Believer; my $self = new Believer; name $self Paul; serve $self Jesus; call $self sub { 'apostle' }; promise Prophets Holy_Scriptures => $God{gospel}, Topic => $God{son} set_apart $self { $God{gospel} } $God{son} = {parent => 'David', declarer => $God{spirit}, purpose => { +title => 'son', by_means_of => 'resurrection'}; receive $self grace|apostleship for ($God{son}); $self->grace(purpose => Gentiles->call, end_result => Faith->obedience +); my $listeners = $God{son}->who_belongs; for (Romans->loved_by_god()->called_as('saints')) { give $_ for (%God{Grace,Peace}, $God{son}); } thank $God $_ for $listeners->faith; for ($God) { $self->heart()->serve(method => \&Gospel->Preach); witness $God $self, reason => $self->prayers()->remember(); pray $self time => scalar localtime, by => $God{will}, todo => $self- +>allow(\&{$self->travel})->walk(Rome) } for ($self) { $self->wants(action => \&CORE::sysread, inorderto => \&{$self->give}, + param => 'spiritual'); wants $self \&encourage_faith, $listeners; wants $listeners \&encourage_faith, $self; } carp "Sorry I couldn't come: $!" for $self->trips; wants $self \&teach_gentiles, notfrom => 'rome'; obligated $self $_, sub { goto ROME } for (Greeks, Others, Wise, Fooli +sh); $self->shame->{gospel} = 0; { package Gospel; push @ISA, eval { salvation for (Jew, Gentile); }} Gospel::reveal $God{righteousness}; live $righteous $faith; for ($God{wrath}) { print MEN $God, %God{power, nature}; reveal $_ from => 'heaven' because => \%Men{godless, wicked}; delete for %$Men{excuse}; Men::know($God); Men::give_glory(Men); Men::give_thanks(Men); Men::think('futile'); Men::darken('hearts'); Men::claim(wisdom => 'idols', represent => [Men, Birds, Reptiles]); $God->give_over(Men, sin, sex => Men); Men::serve(Men); $God->give_over Men, sin (Men, Men); $God->give_over Men, sin (Men::women, Men::women); $God->punish for %Men::; Men::Forget($God, replacement => [qw/wickedness evil greed depravity +murder slander envy malice/]); }

Guess I gotta wait for Dave Schultz's to post up the next Pub Club thread

I suspect you just don't want to give them you email so they don't send you advertisement's for Viagra? http://www.weekendclimber.com/downloads/openworkbench114releasenotes.pdf

Dork, Geek, Nerd, Dildo, Asshole, Jerk, Fuckwad, I've heard them all and they all still make me laugh.

http://www.weekendclimber.com/downloads/owbsetup-114.zip Here you are

And I am a geek, so my head is larger than most.

Did you register?? Hangon five minutes and I'll get it up on a ftp and give you a linky.