Dr_Flash_Amazing

Tillamooks High's mascot is the Cheesemaker. How proud must a kid be to be able to inform people that they're one of the Fightin' Cheesemakers?

Why has that shit gotten so expensive, anyway? Few years ago, it was like $5.50 for the Baby Loaf (Baaaaabyyyyy Loooaaaaaffff), now it's like $7.50. 's not FAIR, DAMMIT!

What would you do?

Cable internet, yes. Cable TV, no thank you. Even though Comcast (Satan incarnate) offers "free" cable TV via your computer now that they've jacked the price of internet access up ten bucks over what it used to be. Can't wait to move and give those fucks the boot. They make Qwest look like a great business worthy of one's ducats.

Quit T[y]rolling, Dru!

Put down the fucking egos and cooperate.

BUMPERNUTS!!!

Hey, DFA spent 4 hours at the ER recently after a self-inflicted slicing. 3 stitches and some sort of -caine, and too much gauze. Approx. time being treated: .5 hr.

Brilliant retort, Erik.

Mercury reader!

Antisemite!

NO!

That's twice you've said "sooooo punk rock" this week. BUSTED!

"Peter Febreezius"!

Fuck the Marines, and fuck poetry, too. Buncha real macho men, there.

Just swap a vowel around and Mr. Weetjens becomes Mr. Wetjeens!

"These are all reasons why I'll be exploding tonite and why this chip on my shoulder feels like a mile wide it's from the overwork overtime compromise [Chorus:] So I'm looking tonight for some peace of mind maybe then I'll find some strength inside 'cause I've lost any hope of ever changing I'm a short fuse burning And remember who I who I used to be just this one-trick pony so strung on routine yeah, stuck on repeat like you couldn't even believe [Chorus] And everybody don't forget me forget me and everybody don't forget me I forgot who I used to be and everybody don't forget me I forgot who I used to be [Chorus] And everybody don't forget me, forget me and everybody don't forget me I forgot who I used to be yeah I'm a short fuse burning I'm so close to exploding hey everybody don't forget me I forgot who I used to be" - LTJ 'Short Fuse Burning'

In your best cockney accent: "I ain't gonna be a punk no more." "What're you gonna be then, Clyde? [giggle] A skin'ead?" "I'm gonna be a rude boy. Like my dad!"

Do you miss your legs at all?

Lummox, you sound like a pouty chump who fell down and got stepped on in the pit too many times.

1) It's funny that a supposed anti-semitic inciter of Arab anger is named "Bacon", a foodstuff that is anathema to Muslims. Izzat wut Alanis wuz talkin' about in that 'Ironic' song? 2) "fuck a Muslim, fuck a Jew, fuck fans of Blink 182" 3)

Pets!? Hell, my wife does that!

Lace up your boots and head on down to the record store, kiddos, for today the new Rancid album has arrived!