Dr_Flash_Amazing

classic new poster old thread revival!

EVERYTHING SUCKS TODAY! EVERYTHING SUCKS TODAY! EVERYTHING SUCKS TODAY!

What's even worse is that with the exchange rate, he's established a Canadian .15b. Let the Doctor know when you're coming down in November; he'll have the axle grease, saucepans, and padlocks ready to thwart your marauding ass.

Supercilious pedant.

Don't be ridiculous! DFA's got those on his calendar alrea ... Hey, waitasecond!

Ain't it Perseids right now anyways?

http://www.stardate.org has the beta you're looking for.

Typical response, morris. You should take a tip from Iain and/or Dr. Flash Amazing and let loose with constant torrents of witty sprayage. Always the underacheiver!

Leavittation!

Sure it wasn't just glare from your backlit scientific calculator?

As did Dr. Flash Amazing, surprisingly enough. Wonder what Imorris has to say about this?

"Honey ... did you switch soaps?"

Psh. That's faggot talk, all right. Next you're gonna be saying, like, footwork is important.

"We had to privatize the Parks System in order to save it!"

Hilarious. You're like MtnGoat with bad words and a grasp of the meaning of "concise". Get a clit and ovaries.

DFA's not disillusioned. Did you mean to say "delusional"? Better double-check your corporate dictionary to be sure (that is if your masters let you access learning materials). In any case, Dr. Flash Amazing does, indeed, not know anything about your work habits or earnings, nor does he give the proverbial squirt of piss thereabout. The Doctor does recognize your Ayn Rand-intoxicated, me-first, market-fellating social views, however, and he pisses voluminously thereupon. But in the end, DFA really cares most about landing a large, thoroughly barbed hook in the corner of your propaganda-spewing talk-hole, which has sadly proven all too easy to accomplish. Want some forceps to pull that thing out, fish?

Nice one, Ahnolt.

He'll just bolt it down and then try to draw this out even further. Chalk it up to him just learning the ropes. Now, if only we could harness his spray power ...

GAAAAHHHHHHH!!! NNNNOOOOOOOO!!! What's all this AT gear doing in place of DFA's wiregates and slippers?!

Paraphrase of DFA: I'm a lazy worthless piece of shit. I don't care if other people work harder than I do to raise their families. They all owe me a cut! You should be in the mob DFA. Or better yet, start a union. Fuck are you on about, mate? Beauty of socialism is that everyone works hard, and everyone gets a cut. And what does organized crime have to do with everyone getting their fair share? Organized crime has more in common with your glorious capitalist system wherein the wealthy elite bully and intimidate others into doing their bidding. As for your apparent disdain for the labor union, you must be keen on a seven day, 80-plus hour work week in an unsafe, unhealthy environment, while you watch the meager pittance you're earning get funneled right back to the company to pay for your food (which you're forced to buy at the company store) and housing (i.e. your squalid single room with no plumbing or heat in a company-owned slum). Guess you DO believe in hard work. Have fun licking those corporate boots, hooker. DFA's off to tend the garden and help Ivan and Alexander make some bread for tonight's dinner!

Inconceivable!

"PETA's on his ass again after the compromising polaroids were leaked" Say, Dr. Flash Amazing has been feeling a strange urge lately to pick up a new dual 2-gig PowerMac G5 and do some Photoshop work. Strange.

FBI raid his grow room or somethin'?