Dr_Flash_Amazing

Shouldn't this be called the "Fuckhead List"?

Trask supporter? Izzat anything like an athletic supporter? Anyway, them Code Pink ladies would kick Trask's ass with their handbags.

Try www.smithrock.com , or contact someone at that site. Or is this what you're lookin' for: http://www.goclimbing.com/index.html

The PINK?

Poor bastard. A string of B-movies, TV B-movies, and off Broadway work, petering out ca. 2001. Here's to a great American actor. YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN, NEIL!

Whatever happened to that rotter, anyway? Let's check with google!

This lad may be smarter than you.

Glad to see the new nomenclature catching on!

Of course. But it concerned me that the boy's jackets didnt' have crotch straps. Didn't mean to cast aspersions on your safety precautions; just curious. There're an alarming number of doofuses out there who think they are immune to drowning, despite the curious trend in water accident fatality statistics indicating otherwise.

"You see this finger here? I'll get procto on your ass if you don't vote Bush out of office next year! I did an extra procto' rotation in med school just for kicks; I ain't fuckin' around witcha!"

Dwayner, you shlemiel! What would Rabbi Shlomo have to say about you splashing those goyim shysters' images all over this meshugga internet? Oy vey! Shalom, have some lox!

Piss on you and your Republican cynicism. Demo's are gonna sweep this bitch and leave you choking on your 1040a. Anyway, 's too early to get behind anyone 100% anyway. Prospective candidates are cruising around, telling us what we wanna hear, etc. Time will tell who means what they're sayin', and the primaries will tell us who's gonna be in it for the final showdown against der Texan fuhrer. Bottom line is it's good to draw some attention to the candidates, get people interested, and start building momentum for said showdown. Plus it's important to remind the Republicons that GW Jr. is gonna need some help moving.

Lifejackets?

Somebody sticker your Hummer at the mall this weekend, vegetablobotomy?

"Disco Stu shoulda disco ducked!"

Right, of course. The most recognizable Democratic candidate so far will never get any recognition by '04. Hell, hundreds of people probably didn't see him on the covers of Time and Newsweek a few weeks ago. In the Doctor's opinion, Dean is the candidate gaining momentum on the Demo' side right now. It sounds like Kucinich (www.kucinich.us if DFA remembers right) has got the solid ideals and whatnot, but he's even more unheard of. What we need to do is kick George Bush's sorry Texan ass right out of the White House, and we need a candidate who can muster the support to do that. Dunno, Dean just seems promising at this point, but it's a little early. One thing's sure, though; people are gonna have to get it together and get behind a solid candidate to take Bush down hard. Anybody who's not a lying corporate puppet trying to shove a security camera up your ass is a step in the right direction.

Dude, that one-upper was nothin'; you shoulda saw the time DFA was blah blah blah ... Seriously, that sounds horrific. Thanks for the warning to sensitive readers; scanning through was more than gnar' enough. Sorry you had to witness that badness. On a similar, non-one-upping note, DFA and friends were on the way back to Bend from a day at Smith, and unfortunately had to see an older Ford Bronco that had gone off the road, through a fence, etc. Vehicle didn't look too bad, but there was a white sheet on the ground next to it with feet sticking out from underneath. Sad business.

Better hit up www.40ozmaltliquor.com too. Quality like never before seen on ye olde internette.

Whilst searching for the above, DFA came across the following URL: http://www.drunkbusters.com Looks promising.

What, all out of toluene-soaked rags?

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Alright, that's it. You're catching a beating now!

This looks like the stuff inside the liner for Fugazi's 'In On The Kill Taker'. Also, Howard Dean made George Bush, Jr. look like a complete ass. All you Republicans better get ready to pay your fuckin' taxes, 'cause we gonna take care of everybody, and all those bitch-ass polluting megacorporations can stew in their own shit while small businesses and actual humans take the fuck over. Please get into your Hummers, form an orderly line, and proceed directly into the ocean where you will be put to use as coral reef building blocks. www.deanforamerica.com

Someone tried it this weekend in LA http://www.modbee.com/state_wire/story/7339805p-8262177c.html