Dr_Flash_Amazing

Howard Dean is gonna be in Portland and Seattle on August 24th. Come check the guy out and see if he's worthwhile or not. A public service announcement from AmazingCo, Inc.

Trask, quit making shit up, you liar!

Trask, you ignorant slut! Eat balls, asseyes!

cashew nut? Nah; Lifesaver:

Lordy, but you do know how to sweet-talk a girl!

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Obviously.

If someone was trying to close down a regular ol' crag because of chalk or bolts (or whatever) so they could just look at it or walk by it, most climbers would be in a severe uproar (and usually are). Why the double-standard when it comes to caves? A cave doesn't seem any more ruined by routes than a regular cliff does.

Definitely!

'course DFA won't show! Dr. Flash Amazing hates everybody!

DFA can bring the Peeps, a couple of dehumidifiers, some spare bungee cords, and a slightly used pocket sheep. See you all at the thingus! "Tuff", by the way.

Except for what's revealed on the 'Trask Gone Wild' DVD. [stupid internet. Forget it.]

What branch of service were you in again Trask? Oh thats right, you didn't serve. Well, by your own post you need to STFU, no? And in case you wondered, I have done all three. You registered to vote and then didn't vote?! You fuckin' waste of American resources!

Hidden Forest "cave" is more crag than cave. Like a crag with an arse hole. It's basically half a funnel on its side, in sort of a basalt-walled bowl. Out the arse end of the "cave" is some choice bouldering in another bowl. The thing's about 150' deep, and it ain't even dark all the way back. Hardly seems like the type of environment where you'd do much caving, since as soon as it starts to turn dark, you're out the other side. At any rate, none of the bolts or climbing are more than about 100 feet back in any of the three climbable caves that DFA has been in (i.e. Skeleton, Wind, and Hidden Forest), 'cause it's too damn dark to climb in there. Is a resource really destroyed when 1/100th of it sees a different kind of use than the rest? This is like saying your favorite trail is ruined 'cause the first 100' are a parking area or something.

Nah. DFA picked up some Crotch Licks at GI Joe's; gonna see about baggin' a Trask.

That's SOOOOO punk rawk.

They rip off your dope paint 'n' graphiks job?

Crag:

Sounds just like any other heartless conservative. Blah, blah, blah.

If that's what you wanna call it ...

You sound like Trask, old man. You bought a sports car and some flashy lesbian porn on DVD for that midlife crisis yet?

Holy harcore jesus christ Knocking our religious life Live by Crass, die by the sword We're punk rock servants of the Lord You say that all you want is peace The Bible preaches anarchy You say that God does not exist You stupid punker - look at the mess you're in It's holy harcore!!! Moshing to the hardcore hymns The altar boys are in the pit The deacon's skankin in the pews I got a Bible and I don't need you Our hair is spiked we're on our knees Combat boots upon our feet Open bible, turn the page The Reverend Spike is diving off the stage - Screeching Weasel, 'Holy Hardcore'

Friday: beer and homemade pizza Saturday: domestic projects, incl. picklemaking and sangria making also. 'Die Another Day' was a pretty awful film. Sunday: church, Frenches Dome (outta shape), beer