Dr_Flash_Amazing

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Can't have folks fouling the drinking water supply, eh, Trask-o? Shut the fuck up, or I will beat you like a dwarfish donkey jockey trying to take over 747 with a rubber knife. Wait, which one of us is playing the part of the dwarfish jockey?

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Gives new meaning to the term "pigeonholed", at least!

Can't have folks fouling the drinking water supply, eh, Trask-o?

Admit it; you invented them fuckers, didn't you?

Steppenwolf?! You wanna know about the real Pusher Man, you need look no further than the great Curtis Mayfield: Verse 1: I'm your mama, I'm your daddy, I'm that nigga in the alley. I'm your doctor when in need. Want some coke? Have some weed. You know me, I'm your friend, Your main boy, thick and thin. I'm your pusherman. Verse 2: Ain't I clean, bad machine Super cool, super mean Dealin' good, for The Man. Superfly, here I stand. Secret stash, heavy bread, Baddest bitches in the bed, I'm your pusherman Bridge: Bb Silent life of crime A man of odd circumstance, A victim of ghetto demands. Feed me money for style And I'll let you trip for a while. Insecure from the past, How long can a good thing last? No, no, no Got to be mellow, y'all Got to get mellow, now Pusherman gettin' mellow, y'all (Jam over F groove) Verse 3: Heavy mind, every sign Makin' money all the time My 'E ID', and just me For all junkies to see Ghetto Prince is my thing Makin' love's how I swing I'm your pusherman Bridge: Bb Two bags, please For a generous fee Make your world what you want it to be Got a woman I love desperately Wanna give her somethin' better than me Been told I can't be nuthin' else Just a hustler in spite of myself I know I can break it This life just don't make it Lord, Lord, yeah Got to get mellow, now Gotta be mellow, y'all Got to get mellow, now (Jam) Verse 1: I'm your mama, I'm your daddy, I'm that nigga in the alley. I'm your doctor when in need. Want some coke? Have some weed. You know me, I'm your friend, Your main boy, thick and thin. I'm your pusherman. (x4) Lord, Lord

TALL CANS IN THE AIR, LEMME SEE 'EM!

DFA's seen that motherfucker around. Can't help but wonder how that Jeep'd look with the back end laminated in burnt, melted flag drippings. Y'know, for example.

He's still the Mac daddy, though, despite his snowy complexion.

Well, sounds like the military's not doing its job then, or at least only 50% of it (which would still garner a solid F). Aren't they supposed to build up one's spine and break down one's personal convictions, or at least teach you to ignore them in favor of vigorous smiling-and-nodding? Time to cut that Pentagon budget back!

Wha'dja google for that one, RobFreak?

Did they report DFA's finger tweak, or any of the flappers?

Most everything at the Aubrey Glen golf course, and of course the classickest of classics (in Central O' at least), the Snail Trail at Meadow Camp. WOO-hah!

Friday night we'll be drinkin' Manischewitz goin' out to terrorize goyim stompin' shagitz screwin' shiksas as long as we're home by Saturday mornin' 'CAUSE HEY! WE'RE THE BREWS, SPORTIN' ANTI-SWASTIKA TATOOS! OI! OI! WE'RE THE BOYS,THE ORTHODOX, HASIDIC, O.G. OIs! orthopaedic Dr. Martens good for waffle makin', kickin' through the shin reputation, gained through intimidation pacifism no longer tradition 'CAUSE HEY! WE'RE THE BREWS, SPORTIN' ANTI-SWASTIKA TATOOS! OI! OI! WE'RE THE BREWS, THE FAIRFAX GHETTO BOY SKINHEAD HEBREWS! we've got the might psycho meshugganas we can't lose a fight 'cause we are the chosen ones chutzpah driven we battle then we feast we celebrate, we'll separate our milk plates from our meats OI! OI! WE'RE THE BREWS! SPORTIN' ANTI_SWASTIKA TATTOOS WE'RE THE BOYS THE ORTHODOX, HASIDIC, O.G. OIs

One could do worse!

As soon as we give their land back?

Hand Jammies for sport climbers. Patently absurd.

Please tell DFA this is some sort of joke!

Trask, the liars, murderers, and thieves who've seized control of this nation wipe their ass on the Bill of Rights and make a mockery of the beliefs they supposedly hold so dear. The NRA doesn't even warrant comment. Wake up and get with the program!

And people bitch about bolts. That's a pretty despicable pile of alpineer leavings, fo' sho.

Don't give those Mickey Mouse motherfuckers any ideas ...

Nah, DFA's waiting 'til they come out with a Flashing model. Perhaps in '04?

Where/how/why the fuck did you find that bad craziness?

Oh, thank heavens! It's been far too long since we've been treated to a steaming helping of flag-waving, militaristic rhetoric!