Dr_Flash_Amazing

Ah, yes, especially wives, girlfriends, and the like! Not to be trusted!

Dude, beating those guys to death is the worst thing you can do! How you gonna get your wang back from a dead guy, huh?!

Waking up in the morning camped below Outer Space and discovering that snafflehounds were eating the trail mix. That was a top-shelf pants crapper moment, without question.

First of all, DFA is not at this moment interested in digesting an eight-page treatise on C02, but right off the bat this scientist guy is pushing one of the lamest myths out there regarding energy use/production, i.e. that pursuing clean energy is somehow going to wreck the economy of any country foolish enough to dabble in it. For some reason, we celebrate entrepreneurs, new ideas, new developments, etc. (computer industry, anyone? The shit changes every five minutes, and hey, it's making dough like mad), yet any talk of changing our means of energy production and use brings up this backward notion that developing new technologies is going to stifle growth. How re-engineering and re-tooling an entire country's (or planet's) energy production infrastructure, automobile technology, etc. would result in adverse economic effects is baffling. You're talking about a lot of work and a lot of new shit being manufactured. Someone's gotta do it, someone's gotta pay for it, someone's gotta make money on it.

That crashing bull picture is totally priceless! Shit!

How does drop-D tuning work, please? This should probably be obvious, but all DFA knows about guitars is how to do that one power chord, and that the button on top of the Big Muff stomp box makes everything more rockinger.

i will be there weekend of 18th and 19th... Hey, bring down a sixer of Night Watch from Maritime Pacific and DFA will see you at the Grasslands, word up.

Let's hope it's a vodka tonic with a lime wedge!

what's with this new intimacy you and Dr. Flash seem to have? RobJob, DFA liked you better before you finally cracked and checked into rehab. Maybe it was the substances keeping your more irritating tendencies in check, maybe your fanciful detours into pondering life's more abstract facets just brought out the better elements of your personality. In any case, your unintoxicated persona has all the appeal of a proctological exam with burlap gloves.

Dude, it's actually obvious to anyone who pays attention that Trask is just a bullshitter looking to crack wise and not take himself or anything else too seriously. The more seriously you take Trask's antics, the less seriously he's going to take you, resulting in some seriously unserious antics being dumped on you in quantity. Could be a lesson in there somewhere ...

"Get your bravery from a six pack Get your bravery from a half-pint Drink your whiskey, drink your grain Bottoms up and you don't feel pain GO OUT AND FIGHT, FIGHT GO OUT AND FIGHT, FIGHT GO OUT AND FIGHT, FIGHT GO OUT AND FIGHT, BOTTLED VIOLENCE!"

Whaddayou reckon the cameraman was thinking right at that moment?

Word to the Dru; lame-ass ravedancesexscene was over-long and uber-pointless. More sunglasses, black trench coats, and kung-fu gunfights in slowfuckingmotion, please. BLAOW!

Mostly "surgery cured it," with the caveat that it's still a little painful and doesn't like to be yarded on too hard, presumably 'cause of scar tissue, and DFA would guess probably the sutures in there, too. ... hey, that feels pretty good. And one, and two, and three, keep it going now, uh!

Does this piss-poor trip report of Dru's golden opportunity qualify as "yellow journalism"?

What's so depressing about red meat, raw porn, and hard liquor? Sounds like a reasonably fulfilling and well-focused existence.

Trask, Trask, Trask ... how many times does DFA need to tell you? Organizer, not sympathizer, and red, red, RED!

Oh, what do YOU know about it, pal?

Way to turn things around to the bright and positive side, Trask! A true beacon of uplifting energy, you are!

"WE LIVE OUR LIVES ANOTHER WAY NEVER REALLY LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY THE KIND OF FRIEND WHO DOESN'T FADE AWAY WE ARE THE TRUE BELIEVERS" Rock on, SP; rock right the fuck on.

This coming from a guy with a Loony Toons avatar. Comment is unwarranted and unnecessary.

True! And how the head-spinningly beautiful Mrs. DFA gives said ladies the fits! Sending hard and looking fine, ooh, yes!

Don't forget the red star and the green fist, and we might pull through in pretty good shape while the money whores vainly try to patch their wounds with worthless stock certificates.

Erik, your hopelessly static worldview has caused you to fall perilously behind the leading, bleeding, cutting, slicing, dicing edge of modern society, rendering all you see blurry and incomprehensible, and in this case, hopelessly upside-down. Please refer to THIS LINK RIGHT HERE for an update on Dr. Flash Amazing's latest action in the leading charge of relevancy and social impact, sure to have the hipsters and sycophants gurgling in their martinis as they grope for words to describe the pure, unfettered progress in which they find themselves drowning, thanks to no one but DFA. Fuckin' A, brother; it's on now.