Dr_Flash_Amazing

How much you looking to spend? And do you want a receiver (i.e. amp and radio) or just an integrated amp? Tons of options out there as far as integrated amps, although many don't have a phono stage, so you have to buy an outboard one, although if you're not super picky you can get a pretty solid outboard phono stage for around a hundred bucks that'll be more than adequate for most listening. And what are your sources? You don't need to be dropping megabucks on an amp if your sources are ho-hum, unless you plan on upgrading in the future -- which you might, once you take a listen to some shit at the audio store.

Crisp temps are coming; sending season has arrived! So what's your next proj'? Sportos in down coats Lining up for Magic Light Please take a number! Great hordes of gumbies! Who is next on Five-Gallon?! What a clusterfuck! Rockfall from Cocaine, gonna get someone someday; wouldn't stand down there! Grasslands this weekend full of unsubtle dopers toking in full view Zeb'/Zion ascents seem to be in vogue this Fall. From whence all the trads? This route is scary; I wish I had a stick clip. I may wet my pants! Hey you -- shit for brains! Next time, brush off those crux grips! You hosed my onsight! Do you want beta? 'cause I've got that route wired, and your sequence sucks. Too many cars here! Next time we'll show up early, and park much closer!

The matronly Vice Principal of Ashland High School?

Gruyere is the foulest of cheeses. Well, and whatever G-Tims is squirting in Dru's Java, apparently.

Eh? No iPod in the Amazing household. 'chootalkin'bout?

You prolly want a cracker now, too, huh?

Ooh, nice PhotoShop work, there!

Smith Rock, no question. Shipwreck Wall has good rock, and fun routes with cool scoopy features on them, and it's a nice reddish color, not like the dark scabby red of the Phoenix Buttress, but more like tomato soup. Soothing. That'll do it, but there's so many fun things all over.

Six additional feet of penalty slack!

What??? off what site?? for 'that' read 'this' Which 'this'? This 'this'? Or that 'this'? And is this the 'that' you're referring to? Or is that 'that' the one? All of this chat about 'this' and 'that' is enough to make you wish that you had never looked at this stupid thread. Isn't that right?

Penalty slack, 35 feet! And six demerits!

1. ---- ----- 2. -- ---- ------ 3. ----- ---- or maybe ------ Yarrrr! To the chains, mateys!

Y'know, it's funny, but DFA knew what this thread was gonna be about before he even opened it. Stunning, no?

The news or the hot beef, Nancy?

What the fuck is that stank that's blanketing the 'hood around the PRG sometimes? Smells like someone's slow-cooking a 55-gallon drum of moist cat-food. A thoroughly repugnant odor, to be sure.

1. Bugger Orchard St. Brwg. 2. If you don't know, you'll never know 3. What are you doing at O' St. when you could go to Maritime? 4. That's about enough out of you until you're called on.

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Psh ... boulderers. Never gonna clip the chains like that, foolz!

Mountains, schmountains. Where's the clip-ups?

DFA already explained, in fantastically simple terms, why it would be no stretch whatsoever to call oneself a "champion" after winning a shitload of comps, and how if you paid any attention to the climbing press, you'd know TA is mostly a comp climber and could thus easily extrapolate that she's a champion at comps. Sure, she (or someone) is obviously hyping her(self), but it's pretty obvious she's not just making shit up. If you're gonna put a heading at the top of your web page, and you actually want people to read it and maybe, you know, be interested enough to look around a little more, it helps to be concise. So, "Tori Allen, a girl who wins X-Games speed-climbing comps, ABS bouldering comps, and other such events, but does not compete on the World Cup circuit or have an 8a.nu profile, could sort of be considered a champion at some things" is kind of an unwieldy thing, and doesn't really draw you in.

your bulging thighs will make you the source of mockery at the morning glory wall Remember, kids: Lower-body fitness is never in fashion.

Perhaps it is you with the cranio-rectal insertion problem, apparently compounded by the vapors from last night's Barge Cement enema? Just click on THIS LINK RIGHT HERE and examine the page for the couplet "world champion". Let the Doctor know when you find it, OK? Oh, wait, you're not going to find it, because it doesn't fucking say "world champion climber". Oops! Kind of rough to drag the lass through the bog for something she didn't say, eh mate?

Fuck that! It's not like the guy shortroped somebody on their redpoint burn or something, fuckin' A!

Nigga, please!

"If you want beef, then bring the ruckus Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuttin' ta fuck with!"