Dr_Flash_Amazing

Dr. Flash Amazing could out-lego your punk ass any day, fool.

quote: Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: Iain, were you at the PRG last night, perchance? Yes I was. Just find the easiest V2 in the house and the guy flailing on it was me. (around 10-11pm) I'll admit it was not french rap last night, but it was some other shit they've played way too much. Hmm. DFA missed you by about 20 minutes. Wouldn't mind if they brought back the French rap, as it's pretty good. But they always seem to be playing one out of perhaps three (or thirty? Hard to say.) electronical music CDs without fail. There are one or two persons behind the counter who have a modicum of musical sense, the remainder have been brainwashed. Somehow five minutes of the same 10-second loop of drum-machine beats, some bit of pseudo-hip sci-fi movie dialog, and random computer noise just don't get the Doc psyched to do anything but tear the speakers down and smash them. An entire album of that crap is unconscionable.

Iain, were you at the PRG last night, perchance?

quote: Originally posted by b-rock: ... Ahhh, whatever. Face it Iain, you just don't like dirty hippies. Does anyone? Q. How do you hide something from a hippie? A. Put it under the soap!

quote: Originally posted by Peter Puget: Stop thread drift now! Oh, oops! Sport climbing is fun! Sport climbing is lame! No, sport climbing is fun, but sport climbers are dorks! No, you're a dork! Shut up! Don't judge a man by the condition of his knickers unless he's shorter than you! Your ego is like a melon, it is large and full of seeds! Trad climbing is the only way. Shut up or I'll kick your ass! You couldn't kick your way out of a wet horsecock wrapper! You both suck snaffle jizz! Etc., etc., ad infinitum.

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: My point still stands: PP, Dwayner, nor Big Lou are as bad as Jim Walker. Or Slim for that matter. Greg W ... Dr. Flash Amazing, on the other hand ... Baaaaad mofo.

Wasn't it Bad, Bad Leroy Brown? Baddest man in the whole dang town, etc.?

Damn double-post! We now return to our regularly scheduled program: [ 08-21-2002, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by Dwayner: Some wild stuff being passed around here, like this one: Here's a bizarre quote from the 'bone: "I've taken my share of shit from the pigs." Where did you get that one? Did you find an old Abbie Hoffman book in the school library? Do make sure that you DON'T call "the pigs" next time some thug is mugging you, breaking into your love-shack, stealing your car or whatever. You wouldn't want any of their s*%t. I'd really like to see you live in our society without "the pigs"; you wouldn't last a week. And next time you see one of them drivin' around patrolin' your neighborhood, show them how you feel instead of pissin' on them on a climbing bulletin board: give them the finger and tell 'em to get lost. On a lighter note, Mr. Attitude's provocative solution to who's got the say: "Let's just whip out our dicks, and the one with the biggest is King of the Mountain!" Why I guess then that Big Lou is King of the Mountain, and if he abdicates, then you may address Dwayner as "your royal highness". Dr. Flash Amazing must now retract all of his previous arguments with Dwayno over climbing styles and whatnot, as it is now clear that Dwaneage is so high on himself he's off his fucking rocker. DFA would not have wasted the time had he but known. Given what he's seen of this patient's case, however, the Doctor's advice to Dwaynepipe is to rap down off the astonishingly high horse for a bit, at least long enough to pull the stick outta your arse. And do keep up your non-sport climbing tendencies, as DFA hates running into pricks at the crag. Ta ta, Dr. Flash Amazing

quote: Originally posted by chucK: Heel hook dudes! Balls. Skyhook.

Maybe if you held the drill in your mouth and hammered with your free hand, being careful to preserve at least a couple of teeth?

There once was a Doc from Nantucket Who carried his balls in a bucket Is he Trask, is he Dru? Hell, maybe he's you Something worthwhile to ponder? Nah, fuck it. [ 08-21-2002, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

"Holy toledo! Twin torpedoes! My cub scout pitched a tent in my Speedo!" - some band [ 08-21-2002, 02:35 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

First time for everything!

So if Trask is your avatar, and Trask (i.e. Dru, i.e. you) asserted that Dru (i.e. you, i.e. Trask) is in fact Dr. Flash Amazing, then the person typing this must not exist! GREAT SCOTT!

*Censored for sensitivity* [ 08-23-2002, 11:05 AM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by trask: you can't collect on your own bet dru=dfa Coming from you Trask, should Dru be offended by that sporty comparison?

Nice list That reminds DFA of one of his first trad leads (possibly his very first) on a fine 5.7 at the Greensprings crag in So. Oregon. It's an inside corner in a dihedral, and the belay is actually on a ledge about 20' off the deck (4th class or 5.0ish to the ledge). 'Twas a roasty hot summer day, making for greasy climbing. DFA struggled mightily up the intimidating line, pumping himself silly fidgeting in gear every few feet. About halfway up the route, the Doctor looked down to the ledge to see his belayer passed out from the heat with his head hanging over the side. Upon being hollered at (somthing along the lines of "Hey! What the fuck are you doing?!"), the delinquent belayer stirred and clambered confusedly to his feet, and managed to remain upright for the remainder of the pitch. So perhaps number 12 on the list of things you don't wanna hear from your belayer would be a thud.

Yeah. That just means Dwayner's buggered in the head.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: sshhhhhhh...... Yeah that's Eric Hutton's helmet in Andrew Port's hand... and it was on his pack when it got broken... but it sure makes a good photo that way. Bonus question: (for anyone but Fern or Jordan Peters or Stefan) what is that ice climb in the background? Polar Circus! Now pay up.

quote: Originally posted by iain: Agreed DFA. Ready for some new tunes at PRG. You probably tear it up at that place. Me, I'm pretty weak on the boulder stuff. Having a good time though. Thanks for the kind assessment of the Doctor's abilities. Careful, though; you might get run off of this board for being nice to DFA! DFA's been trying pretty hard for a fair number of years, but he ain't all that strong of a boulderer either. Rather be hangdogging something! But the good time, as you mention, is key, so screw it. Speaking of tearing it up, Lisa Rands was down there last night, and Yikes! That is one strong woman. The Doctor always thought V6 was pretty hard. Apparently it's not that hard when you can lock off at your knee and casually make static reaches where most people would have to deadpoint. Sickening and very motivating.

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Nothing better than frying up tenderloins from an elk that you shot the day before...YUMMY!!! Greg W Would that be shot with a bullet or an arrow? Probably an arrow, what with the need to do things the correct trad way, right?

10 minutes?! That handily beats SG with SG Accelerator, even. Although you do have to boil it, but that's pretty cool. Must get some.

No worries, Thinkness. Dr. Flash Amazing has learned nothing at cc.c if not how to take shit for being a sport clamberer. Hope the repair job works out OK. DFA fixed a snowboard-edge-induced slice in the sleeve of his shell with SG, and it shows little sign of letting go (and that one was with no patch, just the SG). Likewise a 1" tear in his rain fly from an angry pinecone. Indestructible. Whatever genius coined the prase that SG is "the duct tape of the 90's" (so the quote's a little dated; whatever) had it spot on.

quote: Quoth GODZILLA: SPORTOS: THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WWF WRESTLING AND REAL WRESTLING BECAUSE THE MOVES ARE REHEARSED TIME AND TIME AGAIN AND THERE IS LITTLE CHANCE OF REAL STRUGGLE OR INJURY. THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPORT CLIMBING AND REAL CLIMBING IS SIMILAR IF YOU PRACTICE EVERY MOVE FOR YEARS, WORK THE SEQUENCES ON THE GROUND FOR HOURS AND LEAVE YOUR PRO HANGING ON THE ROCK FOR CLIPPING EASE. MY GRANDMA AND DWAYNERS GRANDMA WORK 5.12 ALL DAY REDMONK: DO NOT ASSUME THE DIFFICULTIES BEFORE YOU HAVE CLIMBED. I AM MUCH HARDER THAN PRINCELY AMBITIONS (WHAT A GAY NAME). I AM HARD BUT I AM STILL ONLY 5.9. YOU HAVE DEFEATED ME ONCE, BUT I AM SURE THAT IF YOU CONTINUE CLIMBING FOR LONG YOU WILL EVENTUALLY END UP HANGING FROM MY STEEP SIDES. SPEAKING OF GAY NAMES: DR. FLASH AMAZING Your irradiated synapses have clearly ceased firing properly. If you had ever tried anything harder than climbing out of the ocean to eat Tokyo and stomp Toyotas, you'd quickly learn that hard sport climbs, although doable after working the moves, are still quite hard. That's why there are 600 people waiting around to TR 5 Gallon Buckets, and only 6 people waiting to send Churning. And speaking of gay names, what the fuck is "Godzilla" s'posed to mean, anyway? DFA hopes you get bum-plowed by Mothra and Rodan, you dumb-ass lizard.