Dr_Flash_Amazing

quote: Originally posted by Attitude:

Is it worth the hassle for the Doctor to dink with his profile to allow PMs? Oh, and if it's a sound file, you're outta luck, as the Doc's shabby work computer has no speakers.

Q. How can you tell if your best friend is gay? A. If his dick tastes like shit.

What the fuck is a Trask, anyway? "who the fuck are you anyway, who the fuck are they, who the fuck am I to say, what the fuck is really goin' on?"

The Blade, .12a at Smith Rock. Ouch.

quote: Originally posted by trask: I dunno, DFA sounds like a loud-mouthed, "my-shit-doesn't-stink" arrogant braggart with a menial job in the social services, an ex-wife he can’t keep satisfied, and an unhealthy obsession for phallic symbols, lame flames, plastic fantastic & American crapboxes...what do you think? From a recent article in the "Movers and Shakers" column in the Sunday Oregonian Business section AP - Portland, OR Dr. Flash Amazing is a quiet fellow who keeps to himself, mostly. Humble and caring almost to a fault, he delights his coworkers daily at his high-paying job in the high-tech field. His wife finds him to be the most satisfying man she has ever met, and they share a love of fixed pro. The Doctor can often be found on the internet, frustrating and outwitting the jealous hordes who misunderstand him so. The Doctor has never heard of "Plastic Fantastic." He enjoys his Japanese car for its stable handling and abundant safety features and conveniences, and can be seen behind the wheel on his way to work or the crags.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice 'em.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? A: If her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Hmmm ... The AmazingPillage Diamond Mine, a division of AmazingCo, Inc. ... has a nice ring to it.

Oh, yes. Of course the Dr. Flash Amazing name is a registered trademark of AmazingCo, Inc., which operates the Amazing Clinic, Dr. Flash Amazing's Smith Rock Guide Service, and various other less well-known ventures.

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: LMAO, this post made my day thanks again scotty t, YOU are the reason I pay $$ to run this site. IMHO, DFA, third person getting old brah! Bah! DFA will always refer to himself in the third person. It's not just some cheap gimmick, sir, it is an integral part of the Dr. Flash Amazing whole. Lo siento mucho, hombre.

Oh? Do you, too, miss the days of Sportclimbing?

The third person self-reference is just one of the many facets of Dr. Flash Amazing's personality. DFA is not on so much of a simple ego trip, per se, as he is retired from the day-in, day-out drag that is humility. Dr. Flash Amazing lives ego, my friend; lives it! Of course, along with his ego is his selfless desire to help those in need and contribute unendingly to the betterment of society at large. In short, Dr. Flash Amazing is a complex man, and trying to comprehend him, like trying to comprehend the seemingly infinite vastness of the cosmos, will likely leave you slack-jawed and drooling. [ 08-12-2002, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

What ever happened to Sportclimbing Magazine? That was the bomb shiggity, baby. None of that "ohh, I bashed my knuckles whilst ice climbing" or "wahhh, we got stuck in our tent for twelve days at 7000 metres" crap. Just pure, bolt-clippin' action, and mini-guides to bolted crags. Them was the days ...

quote: Originally posted by trask: How was your weekend in the gym, DFA? Boogie down to some techno vibes and canned sunshine? HEHEHE Trip Report: Dr. Flash Amazing will have you know that he was cruising around central Oregon this weekend with the lovely and capable Nurse Wongo at his side, taking care of business like BTO. Indeed, he headed down to Eugene and then through the Cascades via the technical and demanding Santiam/McKenzie route. Zipping by Three Fingered Jack at about 70 per, the Doctor actually thought of you alpos slogging up one of the Jack's many off-vertical choss buttresses, and plowing slowly up its talused flanks, boots slowly filling with pebbles. 'Twas a fine alpine excursion; windows up, AC on, punk rock assaulting the eardrums. Following a brief stop at the 7th Street Brewery in Dreadmond, the Doctor and NW headed for the Smith Rock area to see what the deal was. After this detour, it was back to the glorious open road, i.e. Highway 97, leading to 26 and over the flanks of the majestic and dangerous Mt. Hood. Upon arriving at the casa de Amazing, the Doctor proceeded to while away the remainder of the weekend accompanied by some tasty white port, breaking from the couch only for a trip to the cinema with Nurse Wongo. (Star Wars, Ep. II is almost worth two bucks at the Bagdad, but not quite.) Delightful. [ 08-12-2002, 03:28 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

OmegaMan r0x0rz.

quote: Originally posted by Winter: Oh brother ... dissin' sport climbers is snobby but slab climbing on granite is "gay." Come on!! I think that guy spent at least four wekends trying to TR that slab. What? Do you actually like scraping your way up blank slabs and skidding down them whenever you fall? Not fun! Plus, when did the Doctor say anything about granite? It's great stuff! Keeps all the uppity trad dogs away from the choice welded tuff!

Is that actually a rack on his harness? The Doctor thought the man was just wearing a rather garish pair of shorts. Anyway, slab climbing is, as they say, "gay." DFA and his peeps demand the steeps!

Toss off, Textard. [ 08-09-2002, 12:52 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

DFA's not that old, he's just smarter than you.

The Smiths, 'The Queen is Dead'?

Well, the "piss off" makes DFA think British, and the era (and the nihilism) makes him think Sex Pistols, but that's a total random guess, and is thus probably wrong.

Nah, the previous quote was Metallica, but just to complete Tex's lyrics. Those guys are sellouts and dicks now.

Unless the Doctor is mistaken, the first one's Faith no More, yes? And the second one's Suicidal Tendencies?