Dr_Flash_Amazing

The boot fitter will stretch the balls out of your footwear, causing it to fit better. Zam!

What? Speak to humans? Blasphemy! Internet all the way -- communication for the aggressively anti-social.

"...the only thing that gathers [hand gesture] my interest and holds [hand gesture] it is bouldery, powerful moves ..." - Todd Skinner

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Tuvan throat singing. "OOOHHHHHHHWWWWWAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGGGGUUUUUUAAAHHHHHH HHMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBAAAAAAAOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHM MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGg" [ 08-15-2002, 12:43 PM: Message edited by: Dr Flash Amazing ]

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Punk in Drublic is so 90's. I listened to it when it was cool. Balls. Punk in Drublic is still in rotation on the DFA sound system. As long as it rocks and it ain't commercial crap, bring it. So what, then, good sir, is cool to listen to now?

Only climbing 50' sport pitches is another great way to keep communications open. Long routes are just plain dangerous!

Hey, dammit! You alpos aren't supposed to be cool or have good taste in stuff! Then again, most sportos seem to have an inexplicable love for that beeping, whirring shite known as techno (or hard house or ambient trance grooves or whatever the fuck those silver-pants-wearing E-droppers call it these days ), so perhaps it stands to reason that the alpine set should get the good taste. Curiouser and curiouser.

quote: Originally posted by Chongo: You, sir, are no Hayduke. Balls to you, fucker. Dr. Flash Amazing "piss[es] on you ... from a considerable height." While DFA may indeed not be George Washington fucking Hayduke, he certainly has a role model therein. Who are you, anyway?

quote: Originally posted by G-spotter: For stone of river, to go up is, not to use the hatchet of ice so well on problems already established, because small influences and flakes can be eliminated. However, if you are with sector which no visit is then free you to decide, to make, who it is also always your preference, to choose and "nut with you!" with each one besides. Words to live by, there.

quote: Originally posted by Attitude: quote:Originally posted by Dr Flash Amazing: a bit of a hyperspraying cheeseball.... This is too easy... Dr. Flash Amazing cordially invites you to get fucked, friend. Cheery-o, then!

Is that fellow in the last photo firing up a chub of the oft-mentioned ?

quote: Originally posted by trask: you're a rather foul mouthed bastard aren't you? The Doctor always fucking has been.

There, there, little fella. Those crusty mountain bastards rag on sport climbers, too. Terrible, no? Just politely inform them that they can get fucked, and continue on your way.

Probably so, Thinker. An article in the May, 1948 issue of "Large Balls Mountaineering Monthly" about the upcoming "cordless roto-hammer" from Hilti and its power to facilitate the placement of many of the new "stainless steel glue-in" bolts from Petzl was widely heralded as the true beginning of the sport climbing revolution. It was also the beginning of the soon-to-be-never-ending hostility between sportos and alpos.

Ugh. Even Dr. Flash Amazing won't go that far. Although those laser-pointers would be good for playing "stick" in the gym, so you don't need an unwieldy stick. Yep. Right.

quote: Originally posted by Attitude:

Is it worth the hassle for the Doctor to dink with his profile to allow PMs? Oh, and if it's a sound file, you're outta luck, as the Doc's shabby work computer has no speakers.

Q. How can you tell if your best friend is gay? A. If his dick tastes like shit.

What the fuck is a Trask, anyway? "who the fuck are you anyway, who the fuck are they, who the fuck am I to say, what the fuck is really goin' on?"

The Blade, .12a at Smith Rock. Ouch.

quote: Originally posted by trask: I dunno, DFA sounds like a loud-mouthed, "my-shit-doesn't-stink" arrogant braggart with a menial job in the social services, an ex-wife he can’t keep satisfied, and an unhealthy obsession for phallic symbols, lame flames, plastic fantastic & American crapboxes...what do you think? From a recent article in the "Movers and Shakers" column in the Sunday Oregonian Business section AP - Portland, OR Dr. Flash Amazing is a quiet fellow who keeps to himself, mostly. Humble and caring almost to a fault, he delights his coworkers daily at his high-paying job in the high-tech field. His wife finds him to be the most satisfying man she has ever met, and they share a love of fixed pro. The Doctor can often be found on the internet, frustrating and outwitting the jealous hordes who misunderstand him so. The Doctor has never heard of "Plastic Fantastic." He enjoys his Japanese car for its stable handling and abundant safety features and conveniences, and can be seen behind the wheel on his way to work or the crags.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice 'em.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is having a bad day? A: If her tampon's behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

Hmmm ... The AmazingPillage Diamond Mine, a division of AmazingCo, Inc. ... has a nice ring to it.