Dr_Flash_Amazing

The following was just stuffed in DFA's mailbox. It's written on a plain white piece of paper, apparently typewritten and photocopied. Here it is verbatim, all errors (and there are plenty) are sic: I would like to bring to your attention college educated government drug trafficking and intrapment. Some eight years ago I watched on national news with Ted Koppel about the FDA letting go of chemicals used to make meth.Shortley before then, the government cocain rolled in on Cully blv.I also read in the Portland Observer about a CIA crack plague, it also rolled into Portland. To get off the hook for the crack and cocain, the government of Gresham and news media said there was a 300% rise in rape in Gresham at the time the meth rolled in,after the crack and coke did,because whene you abuse crack coke and meth, it causes you to get sexually aroused,to leave the impression the crack and coke was'nt given to organized crime and trafficked in inner Northeast. The government of Gresham and news media will say they where lied to about the meth, theyll say they where told it was a study to see if their aids propaganda was working or not.Hepatitis C is also propaganda. All the people who are intraping organized crime are all from an assortment of colleges and universitys. And both the republican and democratic parties where involved in this. And now that they have a pattern of crack and coke and meth trafficking, its safe to say their trafficking tar herion also. Please bring this to the attention of the mayors office. If America is trafficking drugs, its safe to say their allies are doing it also.

Isn't "in the catbird seat" just a colloquialism for being in a good position? e.g. "Bush is in the catbird seat now that Jeb successfully rigged Florida."

Ain't got any Jawbox. Got some Jawbreaker, though. That would be a good transition from the Smiths to maybe some Alkaline Trio. Good call.

You people are of little to no help. Thanks to all who were kind enough to participate in this interactive online decision-making process. Looks like The Smiths it is.

Come on, now E-rik, don't be so narrow in your worldview! The climbing envelope is being pushed! Standards are being expanded! Are we not all climbers? Would you not share a beer with anyone who ties in, boots up, and gets chalky? Indeed. So should we not be stoked for any and all of our climbing brethren's ah-shave-ay-monnts, from Joe Seattle's six-year-old kid's first top rope at the gym to Fred Nicole's V13 flashes to your bro's gear-fiddling ill-a-thons? Yo.

Vote more, spray less. We need a clear majority, here. If you're unfamiliar with the material, just pick the one with the name you like most!

probably not a word you want to misspell Eh? Isn't achevements the Frawnch word for it? Ah-shave-ay-monnt?

How is freeing a hard aid line at 5.hard any harder than freeing a hard free line? Except that the aid line is chipped? And how is onsighting .12/.13 somehow harder than flashing V13 or sending .14d? Clip more bolts, crash more pads, viva sportiva!

With a fencepost up 'is backside!

Your decision-making input is, of course, greatly appreciated.

Whatever, just don't get that shit in your eye. Trask says the stuff stings like hell. And if you're wearing contacts? Fuggeddaboutit!

Hypocrite? Anyway, Snoop Dizogg is . Get with some J5 or Gang Starr and stop frontin'.

From http://www.8a.nu : - Fred Nicole flashes V13 - Christian Bindhammer repeats Action Direct - Bindhammer bros put up new .14c/d - 10-year-old Adam Ondra onsights .13b What have you been up to lately?

Actually, it's just a simple yes. Yes.

Goats, DFA is talking about goats. Time to brush up on comprehension and retention, Junior Reader!

Fuck that, baby! There is nothing more cool than the check-double-check routine. Uncool is pancaking from the crux and earning a free helicopter ride.

Hey, some dude down PDX way iz doing a similar gig 'cept with goats, and he's tryin' to get ODOT to use them for mowing the medians on I-5. Fuckin' sweet idea, really. Fuck that gas-powered lawnmower shizzle! Speaking of wastage, does anyone else just get fuckin' ev'ry time they see the damn street sweeper? Seriously, the state economy is in the crap tank and somehow we've got enough money to scrub the streets down? Bugger that!

"Hey! That's not butter!"

"It's OK, it happens to lots of guys!"

Wow, lummox, you're as interesting as never!

It's just a song lyric, you git.

Gawd, OffWhite, you probably know what a popcorn surprise is! Izzat anything like gettin' snowballed?

It's almost lunchtime, holmes! Plus DFA has some free time, so might as well take advantage, eh? Oops, time to flip the record!