Dr_Flash_Amazing

probably not a word you want to misspell Eh? Isn't achevements the Frawnch word for it? Ah-shave-ay-monnt?

How is freeing a hard aid line at 5.hard any harder than freeing a hard free line? Except that the aid line is chipped? And how is onsighting .12/.13 somehow harder than flashing V13 or sending .14d? Clip more bolts, crash more pads, viva sportiva!

With a fencepost up 'is backside!

Your decision-making input is, of course, greatly appreciated.

Whatever, just don't get that shit in your eye. Trask says the stuff stings like hell. And if you're wearing contacts? Fuggeddaboutit!

Hypocrite? Anyway, Snoop Dizogg is . Get with some J5 or Gang Starr and stop frontin'.

From http://www.8a.nu : - Fred Nicole flashes V13 - Christian Bindhammer repeats Action Direct - Bindhammer bros put up new .14c/d - 10-year-old Adam Ondra onsights .13b What have you been up to lately?

Actually, it's just a simple yes. Yes.

Goats, DFA is talking about goats. Time to brush up on comprehension and retention, Junior Reader!

Fuck that, baby! There is nothing more cool than the check-double-check routine. Uncool is pancaking from the crux and earning a free helicopter ride.

Hey, some dude down PDX way iz doing a similar gig 'cept with goats, and he's tryin' to get ODOT to use them for mowing the medians on I-5. Fuckin' sweet idea, really. Fuck that gas-powered lawnmower shizzle! Speaking of wastage, does anyone else just get fuckin' ev'ry time they see the damn street sweeper? Seriously, the state economy is in the crap tank and somehow we've got enough money to scrub the streets down? Bugger that!

"Hey! That's not butter!"

"It's OK, it happens to lots of guys!"

Wow, lummox, you're as interesting as never!

It's just a song lyric, you git.

Gawd, OffWhite, you probably know what a popcorn surprise is! Izzat anything like gettin' snowballed?

It's almost lunchtime, holmes! Plus DFA has some free time, so might as well take advantage, eh? Oops, time to flip the record!

Really? Did he dent the shit out of it, or just sort of slide under the thing? Did he damage his own vehicle at all? In any case, it's impressive that he was ballsy enough to take direct guerilla action against a doubtless intoxicated and looking for a brawl Trailblazer and his prized wastewagon. Kudos!

Really? In DFA's opinion, Hamm's has a bit better flavor. But then again, you're paying an extra dime a can or so for that flavor. But it's worth it. Plus, everyone and their [insert house pet] is jocking the PBR for all it's worth these days. They're probably selling that shit down at Hot Topic for eight bucks a sixer. In any case, the cans (the wiiiiide-mouth cans) are beckoning. It could be time soon!

They're starting to spread like the SARS! Time for desperate measures; quarantines, mercy-killings and the like. Man, the bass line on 'One Step to Slip' is just fuckin' slamming on vinyl. RockrockrockrockROCK!

Dumbass ... err, RobJob; that's the cc.com "no image" image. Everyone who has no avy image has one of them gray-dude-with-question-mark thingies. And DFA doesn't do multiple avatars. That's for chickenshit poseurs. Is it time for a Hamm's yet?

See you down at Whole Foods Market around noon, then? You wanna bring the gas, or the rags and bottles?

someone's in charge??? i thought we were all fascist anarchists (insert greamlin of swaztika wearing, eugene-cop beating smiley face) got an invitation to go to Anarchy Camp there will be twistin' fistin' biting fighting all in an evening the soundtrack will go multi-platinum barbecue a Boca while the effigies burn you may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat christiana's kinda far away so come along with me we can dance and trip and be anarchists gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks then we're gonna take the ashes to the wassail and use them to spike the punch rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment and random acts of dumbness will be rewarded if you see somebody takin' charge, you'll be expected to beat them cuz everyone who's no one will be participating no one who is someone will ever get to know the joys of anarchism destruction of the system, yeah so come along with us salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts and we're never comin' home underwater basket-weaving methamphetamine symposium african killer spelling bees bowling in ice-hockey rinks anarchy camp's never inert (you think we don't know that it's) not much fun 'til someone gets hurt (our only motto) so we're greasin' up the rusty vert ramp time to make some reservations for next year's anarchy camp