Dr_Flash_Amazing

Is the Trask Leather Love Room and wet bar staying, or are you taking it with?

The fuck are you on about, mate?

Propagandhi?

Eh? DFA never was one for comix, but thanks. Sell 'em on Ebay; some geek is probably salivating for just such an opportunity.

Yeah, but students have no money and can't go anywhere, and have to spend their vacations (at least the meaty Summer Vacay) working so they can afford to go back to school, where once again they have no free time for climbing, etc.

No, no, fuck school. Work is so-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o much easier. Exhibit a) work does not follow you home, ever. No papers to write, no studying 'til 4 am, etc. Exhibit b) to quote thrashcore genius philosophers DRI, "school's a job but you don't get paid". Why all the suffering and you have to pay for it? Thassit. Drop out, get a job schlepping refried beans at Taco Bell, and revel in the leisurely routine of the working life. GO!

Ugh. Gag.

First one's pretty bangin'. Word of advice, though; rent the DVD and watch it with the deleted scenes. They only add 5 or 10 minutes, but it's a mostly worthwhile 5 or 10. They got it comin' out in some type o' special edition DVD, "X 1.5" or some such, with like 5 hours of gew-gahs on it. That'd be the one to find.

But damn, you can't fuck with a phrase like "twenty somefuck". That's pure gold right there.

For reals it kicks mad ass. It's similar to the first one, but maybe with more cool shit. Easily as good if not better. And the teleporting guy, Kurt Vagner, known in the Munich Circus as the Amazing Nightcrawler? Fuckin' badass to the m-m-m-max! Highly recommended; two Doctorly thumbs UP!

Sellout.

You work at Jenny Craig or something?

Damn, e-rik, you're relentless on the short-dog doggin'. You catch the Rude-man shaggin' your moms or what?

buy a real computer with some balls, you cheap ignoramus DFA is at work, dickyank. If you wanna call up the home office and get the Doctor something with one of them 2-gig processors and a buttload of RAM and a 21" LCD monitor, that'd be great. PM for their digits and we'll get the ball rolling.

How's the fit? The heel looks kind of maybe not so secure for them hookin' moves. Well, hurry up and go paw around in them so you can tell us if they suck or slay. Not that your 5.10-centric shoe view is worth a squirt of liquid chalk, but still.

Anybody see the new X-Men flick? It's a good time; y'all should check it. It's all fuckin' metal claws and shapeshifting and telepathy and fire and ice and whoopass and laserbeams and shit. For reals, go view.

Where the fuck is Manzanita? You're reading into the question things that are not in the question. Try to be more scientific and not create nonexistent data, holmes. Today is so damn it's almost .

jammies!

What if you're in ... THE FOREST?!

Yeah. Do you actually think before regurgiting closed-minded drivel like that?

"Ah, yes, well, you see, Dr. Flash Amazing would like nothing better than to accompany you to the cliffs for a spot of technical rock climbing, truly, but, well, the thing of it is, the Doctor wouldn't want to make anybody feel bad about their climbing abilities, or their decided lack thereof, and out of respect for all involved, DFA will have to respectfully decline your most thoughtful invitation. Good day, ta ta, adieu."

Trash, whatever this is, it's loading too slow-like. Wh'up widdat, foo'?

I love Halle Berry. A fine ass and bodacious tatas. Trask, you hopelessly shallow, deluded sexist pig. The western world has wrought its vile havoc in your mind, and poisoned the contents thereof. Those Coors billboards; they're lying to you, man. WAKEUP!