iain

Oh yeah and if R. Pumpington is still listening, I came down the S. Side and may have caught a glimpse of Leuthold on the way home so I can spray liberally about conditions on those routes too.

Went up Wy'East y'day. Here's some conds and info for anyone still heading up Hood. Dropped onto White River Glacier around Silcox elev. Regular rock fall off Steel Cliffs. Big av. tracks across the face, we climbed up the scouring for some good snow. The gully is in bad shape. The entrance was 5.3 climbing in spikes and ski boots through a good sized waterfall, with rocks trundling down on us at times. The snow in the upper gully was slushy and rockfall was present. As if it were not obvious, this route is not recommended right now. If anyone goes up Hood right now, there is a killer snow cave at the summit with a window over the north face.

You guys are such hardcores. Letting the spray fly at 7:00 am! Do you do this over breakfast or what.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: The backcountry horsecock maker Really? Looks pretty lightweight and versatile to me : genuine H.C. maker

This guy: +----+RURP+----+chubnook the chub gobbler+----+horsecock 9000™

Sorry, the idiots at Earthlink messed w/ my connection. I'll make them pay by suing for emotional damages for the disappearance of FRESHIEZ.

When an exaggerated emphasis is placed upon delegation, responsibility, like sediment, sinks to the bottom.

My apologies, I am a shameless hack. I tried to push the backcountry Scot'cock model rather than the genuine article.

quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: I want cavies gut as the anchor The human bollard!

for $225, I'd expect the jacket to be made of horsecock-tex. Sadly, it is not.

eggcellent, snoop's back, but not in monetary format.

Also, if climbing with any of us, a gaper barrier liner for the bivy sack.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: Isnt waylon some sort of artificial fabric? PS Did anybody find Daisy's virginity yet? I understood she lost it up on Library Ledge and was offering a reward for its return.... in usable condition... Yes indeed, just ask Buster Hi-man at the reference desk.

quote: Originally posted by chossinator: Horse cock is very versatile. Indeed, but the aforementioned peanut shell and rubber band would be rendered useless. In addition I highly recommend a speedo, leather vest, and derby hat to complete the ensemble. Can you tell that your question is quite simply unanswerable yet? Take a rope and tie knots in for pro, place as chocks as you see fit.

Sorry, with that last thread on "wading through crap" to get to the information, I wanted to keep up cc.com appearances.

I would start with a pair of pants. Or as a substitute, a peanut shell and a rubber band.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by iain: What we need is for Scott'hrs'c'ck to weigh in with his opinion, boost this thread up to at least 1x10^52 posts. Wouldn't the ultimate CC.com thread be if scott'teryx complained about someone retrobolting a pub club at Muir Hut? Only if there were liberal horsecock references, bad grammar, at least one photo of snoop dogg (could be substituted for strickland's olde english medal) and the obligatory D L sucks comments.

What we need is for Scott'hrs'c'ck to weigh in with his opinion, boost this thread up to at least 1x10^52 posts.

quote: Originally posted by gapertimmy: construktive criticism is always a good thing Don't you mean konstruktiv criticism? check out some konstruktiv kittycism here

So are you saying Mountaineering, Freedom of the Hills should be renamed?

Bonus: The thing is recycled from spare MIR parts, Sputnik booster rockets, and copies of Tetris on floppy disk.

quote: Originally posted by Off White: I just went to the Crystal Ballroom for the first time to see a show, The Crystal sucks. I hate that floor. Ringlers downstairs is great for wasting a Sunday playing free pool w/ a few pitchers on the side. I hate mountaineering. Anyone for Yocum? Hilarious. There is climbing to be had around PDX.

Go bears!

quote: Originally posted by dbb: Metolious all the... Not to be confused with Metoliliouous, makers of the Horsecock 9000™.

works well as a screamer too.