iain

right on bro'. - Holden MaTool

quote: Originally posted by Greg W: Iaian, you forgot the "some assembly required" sticker. I'd leave that to the snafflehounds. They're good for that kind of thing. SK: well I'm modeling it there, and I'm about 6', so it's about a men's L. Dude, it's good over 8000m.

barely used.

Well than you have to mention the classic combo: Stand and Deliver. Bend over and Receive.

trask spotted with a couple of his cronies.

Harder than your Husband

It has been cooking here for awhile now. My guess is that it's not a big concern. YMMV. Could be some good-sized cracks opening on the upper part now. I was considering climbing Sunshine this weekend but it's looking awfully hot. (free air freezing 14K' )

please, please don't post any "proof". No photos of long dongs and peckers needed, trad lads.

MtnHigh, thanks for the climb. One of the best this year.

Looks like tex needs a puppy cam similar to the smut-o-vision that Timmy cooked up over at the dark side of the cone.

avoid bad weather, reporters, and helicopters

First post: quote: I have been amussed by the likes of Dwayne, PP, CrazyPolishBob, Dennis, Dru, Cavey, et al.Second post: quote: Well, I figured this was the sort of juvenial response I would get. Just like middle schools. [ 07-08-2002, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: iain ]

horsecock is a device used by climbers of varying abilities and interests who have access to the internet. It is most often leveraged as a means of prolonging a topic of conversation well beyond the topic's usefulness and/or to shamelessly divert attention from what could be a useful climbing-related topic. Sometimes the conversation returns to the original subject, other times it drifts into obscure cougar, tooth, and scott'brand references. It makes topics on cc.com much like climbing. Either the route goes and you reach the summit (you find the useful climbing info on the site) or you suffer defeat you and you go home empty-handed (you are treated to cheastbeating, underwater cragging, and the occasional jpeg of feces).

Dru: Just like George Dubya, I don't like your fuzzy math. Greg: The germans have over 100 different words for horsecock, just like the eskimos do with snow. They practically invented it.

Someday we should get together and do the Burnside Bridge to Burnside Bridge Hood climb.

quote: Originally posted by Dru: i think the fires on the hindenberg statrted when two of the crew were trying to toke up in the can and the roach dropped on the floor....they shoulda waited until muir hut... stupid germans

quote: Originally posted by texplorer: Just a little fender bender could set off a hindenburgesqe exposion. Not only would you be cleaning hte environment but you would be keeping road ragers at a distance. I think the fires on the hindenburg were attributed to the material in the casing, rather than the hydrogen in the balloon.

what I meant was eclectic. not electric.

there's also the annoying fallout in the media if you so much as break a nail on something like Mt. Hood. I could imagine the crap you would have to deal with if you fell on reid hw solo, for example, something I consider a reasonable solo climb but you would be absolutely roasted back in PDX for that (if you survived, which is perhaps unlikely ). Funny how I occasionally catch myself worrying about that stupid stuff when I should be thinking, you're gonna die if you fall, idiot!

You can prevents its onset by the liberal use of hip belays and subsequent belay test failures.

and loving frosted flakes is a prerequisite to most grad programs (they're GREat)

I must say D.H. has one of the most electic personalities I've ever encountered on this board. He just keeps me guessing.

I smashed my hand down on the hood of a volvo which bumped into me pulling out of a driveway. Saw it was an old lady, damn near gave her a heart attack. Would that be involuntary manslaughter?

I guess that's why bonington doesn't solo, since he statistically would have to die from a self-inflicted ice axe wound?

quote: Originally posted by Dru: quote:Originally posted by iain: quote:Originally posted by Dru: isnt cheating at solitaire pointless? not when you promise yourself you will finish when you win one game and it takes like forever. or if the loser has to sleep with the winner ahhh the story of my life