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  1. Off_White

    Dog on Hood

    Dogging on Mt Hood? I thought they mostly confined that stuff to Smith and the Portland Rock Gym. Unless you mean "dogging" in the british sense, which is to have sex with random strangers at rest areas, in which case, blecch, you're even more twisted than I thought, Snugtop!
  2. You know Rudy, I looked at this thread, and I don't really see what you are bitching about on Ascensionist.com when you started a thread about how cc.com has gone downhill and stated: I don't see anything wrong with the caliber of the responses you got. Get a grip Rudy, it's winter, and you prefer warm sunny rock. I think your discontent is internal and has nothing to do with this place.
  3. You mean the acquisition of more stories to tell? If it's not just a typo, then that's a clever way to put it.
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    I'm drunk!

    No, you're not drunk. Age and experience build tolerance. Six shots of scotch for breakfast and you're drunk, but a few drams of Old Peculiar in the evening and you're just warming up. btw: I love that Theakstons stuff, I'd love to find it on tap.
  5. Frankly, every conversation with my 15 year old daughter that ends with "you know dad, I really love you" inspires me to be the person she sees. With regards to climbing, it's all the old dads from Beckey (okay, so he he never bred) on down to Bill Coe that inspire me to believe this game is a life long endeavor, and that a love of adventure and the wild is a sustaining dream. Sadly, while I believe they go to support things I believe in like education and libraries, I don't find paying property taxes nearly as inspiring.
  6. What drives these men? The real question is what drives these men to wear red! Congrats guys, sorry to miss the show. Perhaps in PDX, eh?
  7. Oh, that's such a drag. I've been down that road a number of times, but it never gets any easier. Best wishes to you and your buddy.
  8. If you're drilling in a shop or studio just rent a corded hammer drill, cheaper and easier to find. Of course, if these cobbles are embedded in some matrix somewhere you'll want a cordless hammer drill...
  9. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Rudy's protests about being fat and weak are all about lowering expectations so he can sandbag you in real life. I doubt he considers 5.10+ "hard"
  10. Happy birthday Mike, good jorb on the "happy" part.
  11. Short rope him up any of the easiest ways up the formations around hidden valley, he'll dig it.
  12. Right on, I think his solo route on Logan is at least as impressive as well. I know others have interpreted his enthusiasm as chestbeating, but that's not a conclusion I share and I've enjoyed his TR's for quite awhile.
  13. see comment above.
  14. Last time I contemplated doing this I just went and bought lengths of 1" tube in assorted colors and tied 'em up. Made my own consistent color coding, no time lag to speak of, dirt cheap. Maybe it's too retro for you modern folk, but it works for me.
  15. Off_White

    Never again

    I Like Eggs
  16. Off_White

    Never again

    Given my druthers, I prefer to trade goat cheese for eggs with Diane from down the road, but the store bought organic free range aren't bad at all. I confess, all those pictures of discarded male chicks made me think this thread should be labeled NSFTR: Not Safe For The Rooster. Here's corn to you.
  17. Did Mrs. Alden get banned? What for? I thought "she" was a member of that sprawling nodder-otter clan, a subculture that is sometimes inane, but on the whole made up of pretty good citizens.
  18. I don't think Christians have much to complain about their treatment by unbelievers. Surveys show again and again that we'll see a black Muslim lesbian president long before an atheist will be elected to that office. I've actually found good inspiration from the Christians in how to relate to religion: respect the believer, despise the belief. Works for me. I am a little surprised by the number of avowed atheist/agnostic folk on this site though, it's a relatively rare level of disbelief. Is the correlation with climbing in general, the Northwest (notably less religious than the rest of the country) or some special cc.com mojo?
  19. Off_White

    Kevbone

    I miss tub girl. Has anyone told you this week that you are a special woman?
  20. Off_White

    Kevbone

    You don't know how many blank stares I get when people ask me my name and I tell them, "Uh, Clem" Glad to see your grey matter coughing up such phlegmish nuggets.
  21. Soma. Yep, that's the whole point of it all. Stay asleep you dreamers, this will soon pass, peaceful darkness awaits you.
  22. Oh c'mon, what is Christianity but the pathetic whining of an emotional two year old, stamping it's foot and declaring, "ME! I am important and I WILL live forever. I AM SPECIAL." Grow up and face the facts: once you die, it's maggots and weevils forever after, amen. You're not the blessed child of some god, and the only immortality you can hope for is either a drop of your DNA in the river, or the small effect your individual self will have on those you leave behind.
  23. Will's point about what is the character of the rest of the route is a very salient point. Have all except life threatening bolt placements been avoided on the whole package? Then why change the crux? Can a strong leader at the relevant grade put together an onsight, or is it really a well rehearsed onanistic chestbeat? Tradition says first ascent statement takes priority. Funny that "Traditionalists" deny that caveat to routes put up by people who's style they decry. There is no easy answer, but if you feel passionately and are willing to take whatever heat your actions may generate, then you should do whatever it is you're thinking about.
  24. Actually, they are all equal: tools for dividing people into us and them, sanctioning murder of the other, oppression of assorted minority populations, and a savage collar on the lives of the believers. You're all free to believe what you want, but I believe all religions suck green donkey dicks.
  25. Off_White

    Watch out!

    This is for you Kev, we know you'd like to own some, and here's your chance...
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