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is that you queequeg?

be comfortable w/ the 1 axe/tool method if you're not protecting the climb at the step - the consequences of falling there are not necessarily lethal but likely incredibly painful - while soloing it myself i was momentarily very pissed at my dull-ass axe

pornographic pictures of elizabeth hurley - was gonna post one but i got, uh, distracted by my inspiration and stuff...

illumination's great for bivying and building caves - bring a saw, it's often super-icy

tauntaun?

jesus!

found it! if you look closely, you might be able to discern what sort of paper j.c.'s been plastered with the spear-stigmata work beautifully w/ red wine - really enhanced the effect

if i ever found the nodder i'd treat him just like martin scorsese

nothing wrong w/ making fun of retards, queers or catholics or any other group so long as everyone under the sun gets the same treatment - like the drill instructor from full metal jacket says - here you are all equally worthless that said, making fun of folks for the deliberate purpose of hurting them is lame, more so if they're incapable of defending themselves - but if we're to treat all folks equally, then either no one gets fucked w/, or everyone does - the trick is in the balance, in being the cheeky-fun-loving-asshole, not-the-fuck-your-sister-in-her-cornhole-and-tell-everyone-on-the-playground-about-it kind

man - where's a scanner when you need one? i have this fantastic black and white photo an amigo of mine took back in college - he and another heathen had crafted a nearly life-sized christ out of paper-mache and rigged it up so wine bladders could be fed into the back with the spout coming out of the stigmata - we hoisted him up on a huge cross in the front yard of our house and spent the weekend making friends w/ the neighbors - the thing was like a lightening rod - musta met a hundred cool folks who were walking down the street and had to join the hell-train. the picture is classic. j.c. looks sublimely pleased by the whole experience. the wine sucked though. don't know about christian climbers, but bivying w/ the big guy would rawk - no need to carry rations, just some fucking crumbs - you think he could turn the moss into chronic?

while we are talking about gyms... what about the assholes who circle the parking lot, looking for a spot close to the front door so they don't have to walk far. WTF? You're going to the gym for exercise, what is an extra 100's of feet hurt? i've noticed that phenomenon for years! then i noticed how many folks in my gym were actually tubby little bastards...

speaking of which....where did he go? maybe he don't post on shomer sabbath? ah, page after page of intensive philoso-babble - how refreshing it is to have a moral code of pure convenience - easily summed up - easily defended - easily lived man, the whole world would be a more annoying place if any of this actually mattered, wouldn't it?

would you have posted this if your son(?) was born with chromosomal irregularities, and exhibited the above behaviours? i don't know about that, but over christmas i found setting that pic as my desktop image worked great at keeping my father off my computer

word - but jesus, if the old thing don't work out, for chrissakes look into that olsen-twin thing! jesus, is that available?

not to mention really nifty digital watches

now that's some funny shit the god-man of this comic deals w/ nietzche far better than douglas adam's same character sorry for the inconvenience

i suspect this is a sham story to divert our attention from nasa's recent deal to allow more illegal aliens into the country in exchange for bouncier nerf footballs i mean, her name's "nowak?" she most definetly seems very wack

definitely THE feel-good story of the past 2 days nasa's alwasy hurting for cash - they oughta claim the movie-rights to this one NOW - maybe name a probe after the star-crossed lovers?

cool - i think this is the only TR i've ever seen for that route

so sweet - nice fawking pix

wow - very jealous - think i'd much rather do the traverse in winter then in the broiling heat of august! i'd imagine the suck-ass talus of the descent would be nicer if nothing else....which season did you prefer?

now that is some funny shit

olde trick - my highschool shared the same football field for home games w/ 2 other schools - the mid-field resembled a pompein alley-way

master kong say: "when at zoo, be prepared for monkeys to throw poo"