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  1. dude - snake-handling rocks!
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    Out of control

    well, becoming jewish might really help you move up that ladder in some circles?
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    Rednecks

    what was the pc-term for rednecks from the new "dukes of hazard?" - appalachian american?
  4. I agree.....but they should rename it to ASSkick pass. ain't so bad if you JUST BRING THE NITRO!
  5. make that 2 (well, actually reckon i'm bring 2 other folks too, so more like 4)
  6. another tip to get their via asgard pass - the snowcreek approach was murder a couple of weeks ago, especially because of the mile after mile of shattered trees - it's also hard to stay on trail for the last 1000 feet to the upper lakes when its covered w/ a buncha snow
  7. what's that route at smith lower gorge w/ the clibmer etched into the rock? that thing is sweet - i'll take graffiti like that
  8. true dat a fun linkup too
  9. umm, no solo climb is safe man - but some are waaay dumber than others not too dumb: ice cliff glacier on stuart stuart glacier coulior on stuart west ridge of stuart west ridge of prusik
  10. so did european immigration into n america in the 16th century work, wasetchu?
  11. ms word
  12. went out to ozone w/ jim last night so gotta make nice w/ the fam this evening
  13. how could a man who was the voice of lbj ever have his morals called into question?!?
  14. don't forget the nitro!
  15. a fine narrative for sure, but would be a candidate for best tr-ever if you rewrite it to have the bear follow you over the course of the week until you eventually trap it, handcuff it to a downed spruce, and grudge-fudge it to death for it's links to neo-fascist-islamists too bad i wasn't in on the trip - we could have had the script all worked out for the tv series by the time we hit the p-lot back home maybe i should learn to ski?
  16. damn - i was hoping crazy-boy was going to have something juicy for us - this is just so...flacid.
  17. how 'bout tomorrow?
  18. ivan

    Funny Wife Joke

    gandhi would have loved teh interweb - these tubes and wires clearly bring out the goodness in all of us - namaste bithces!
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    no climbing

    maybe it's time to take up kayaking? don't think you need your feet much there, eh? plus you can get all buff n' shit for overhanging routes later on?
  20. reminds me of the line: "i wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save it's species"
  21. you can tell us, we're teh interweb
  22. come on now - that's total speculation!
  23. Oh, where have you been, my blue-eyed son? Oh, where have you been, my darling young one? I've stumbled on the side of twelve misty mountains, I've walked and I've crawled on six crooked highways, I've stepped in the middle of seven sad forests, I've been out in front of a dozen dead oceans, I've been ten thousand miles in the mouth of a graveyard, And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, and it's a hard, And it's a hard rain's a-gonna fall. Oh, what did you see, my blue-eyed son? Oh, what did you see, my darling young one? I saw a newborn baby with wild wolves all around it I saw a highway of diamonds with nobody on it, I saw a black branch with blood that kept drippin', I saw a room full of men with their hammers a-bleedin', I saw a white ladder all covered with water, I saw ten thousand talkers whose tongues were all broken, I saw guns and sharp swords in the hands of young children, And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, And it's a hard rain's a-gonna fall. And what did you hear, my blue-eyed son? And what did you hear, my darling young one? I heard the sound of a thunder, it roared out a warnin', Heard the roar of a wave that could drown the whole world, Heard one hundred drummers whose hands were a-blazin', Heard ten thousand whisperin' and nobody listenin', Heard one person starve, I heard many people laughin', Heard the song of a poet who died in the gutter, Heard the sound of a clown who cried in the alley, And it's a hard, and it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, And it's a hard rain's a-gonna fall. Oh, who did you meet, my blue-eyed son? Who did you meet, my darling young one? I met a young child beside a dead pony, I met a white man who walked a black dog, I met a young woman whose body was burning, I met a young girl, she gave me a rainbow, I met one man who was wounded in love, I met another man who was wounded with hatred, And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall. Oh, what'll you do now, my blue-eyed son? Oh, what'll you do now, my darling young one? I'm a-goin' back out 'fore the rain starts a-fallin', I'll walk to the depths of the deepest black forest, Where the people are many and their hands are all empty, Where the pellets of poison are flooding their waters, Where the home in the valley meets the damp dirty prison, Where the executioner's face is always well hidden, Where hunger is ugly, where souls are forgotten, Where black is the color, where none is the number, And I'll tell it and think it and speak it and breathe it, And reflect it from the mountain so all souls can see it, Then I'll stand on the ocean until I start sinkin', But I'll know my song well before I start singin', And it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, it's a hard, It's a hard rain's a-gonna fall.
  24. yeah...
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