ivan

umm - wtf is going on w/ dude's balls?!? and what's w/ "here's my ass" naked dude wearing a sweater? you think everyone else is looking over and thinking "fucking pussy!"?

#1 don't be afraid to do things alone and scare the shit out of yourself #2 don't get yourself killed #3 ignore the obvious paradox implicit in #s 1 & 2

love them whores man, they never judge you what can you say when you're a whore? they cast that pearl but it don't upset 'em take their chances when they get them hear me go off gimme some more motherfucker i need a little more goddamn you gimme some more oh i love dem whores

torment-forbidden (w/ hairy iranian in foreground)

here's the index traverse

if only the conservatives would get over the whole genetic engineering thing i could have sex w/ an aloe vera woman in the finest of kirk-ian fashions

i doubt it - i got the whole 2nd degree oozing blisters thing too - what really pisses me off is that i actually had sunblock, i just didn't think about putting it on until far, far too late - i can't ever remember getting burned in the winter!

my way - your way - anything goes tonight!

if only i could legally buy pot from the illegal laotian whore i patronize so often...

though regretably not for most of the first half of the year... Last two years after Beacon opened I was driving past stacks of cars at Ozone only to arrive at an empty parking lot at Beacon. Works for me... of course i've noted the same phenomena - i meant that all the people in the world could climb at o-god-zone on a beautiful day in march and a parking lot at beacon would still be pointless as i couldnt' (legally) climb there sour grapes, most likely b/c my face is so burned today i look like a goddam zombie (and i'd rather have climbed at beacon y-day than hood...) can we just convince the falcons to relocate to ozone? there's something i could be fine w/ not having for a half year

though regretably not for most of the first half of the year...

how could you not include index?!?

very, very sunny, as my bright-red weeping face can attest...

i wanted to put a bullet between the eyes of every panda that wouldn't screw to save its species i wanted to open the dump valves on oiltankers and smother all those fancy french beaches i'd never see i wanted to breathe smoke i wanted to fuck up something beautiful

bill, i'm certainly game as i'm outta work at 3 most days ('specially since i got a slave, er, student-teacher, for 6 more weeks). i'll probalby be preferring to go to the o-o-o-god-zone more frequently as it's closer to camas, but when i can't find a partner i'll be there...

me having an opinion on this is similiar to an ameoba having an opinion on marxist-leninism - it's a matter of concern for an entirely different order of creature, and thus i'm benignly indifferent - it's kinda fun to hear a bunch of other folks get excited about it though, and it'd certainly be awesome to have seen it done in person

yo tambien

alpine = multi-pitch w/ a view of something w/ snow on it

huh?

sure...show off!

sex snorkel!

so how was it joe? watcha do?

i wanna date an emo-girl

and if you doubted his true americaness, he can certainly curse like a drunken bostoner

it is kinda nauseting to see a mccain kiss the ass of the man who sicked the rove-n-ator on him in 2000 - i'd like to know/hear what he was really thinking sharing the stage w/ him...