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forgot to mention - this is the 1 day a week bitches! and it even got to get started at 3

sure as hell ain't for me! clibming rules are for people who can actually climb decent, the rest of us do whatever the fuck we have to to make it to the top, and don't care about whatever spray-speech is piled atop us in the process was thinking over my sports record while at the gym, and noting the long-standing trend of giving a shit about "the rules" - examples from 30+ years: - basketball: fouled out of 50% of my games in the 4th quarter, the other 50% i fouled out prior to then in high school my favorite afterschool game was rugby-basketball - the rules: no dribbling, no fouls -baseball: always sharpened my spikes before each game - destroyed at least a dozen bases over my career - thrown out at the plate at least 20 times but goddamn if the catcher wasn't hospitalized at least 10 of them - didn't pitch but if i did i sure as hell woulda learned to throw spitballs - my last organized game ever ended w/ our bench donning helmets and charging the opposing bench w/ bats in a total ww1 "over the top" glorious action (interestingly, the coach led the charge!) -football: played offensive line. never particularily gave a shit if we won, just wehter or not the asshole in front of me ever got to do anything worht bragging about. favorite dirty tricks: throwing fistfuls of dirt into eyes of defenders when coming off the line, blindsiding bitches on stunts, hitting defenders at top speed 50 yards away from the ball after they'd quit -soccer: only played it after i was done w/ football. played in my baseball spikes. played fullback. always went for the guy, not the ball. the first time i was carded i honestly had no clue what the gay little card meant - "what the fuck is that?" was elible to play in less than half our scheduled games -high school gym: banned from playing field hockey after the 10th time i'd highsticked - wtf? why can't you use this fucking club like a golf club?!? fucking bullshit. anyway...rules...who gives a shit? why let something so theoritical get in the way of good visceral fuck-your-mama-in-her-cornhole fun?

ashamed to admit i had to step my drinking down to just once a week recently - on the plus side, i've dropped 15 lbs almost immediately

lesson: always have a second tool - think of it as training weight, and isn't the climbing 1000% more enjoyable when you have one? sounds like my first attempt at luetholds!

sure as hell ain't for me! clibming rules are for people who can actually climb decent, the rest of us do whatever the fuck we have to to make it to the top, and don't care about whatever spray-speech is piled atop us in the process

the ides of march eve my boy's b-day! as well as einstein and michael caine too...

I'd want a blonde, early twenties, that does couples. I can't stress blonde enough. lemme guess, you're a huge fan of huey lewis, phil collins and moistererizers too, eh? "die yuppy scum!"

Dont go to church on sunday Dont get on my knees to pray Dont memorize the books of the bible I got my own special way Bit I know jesus loves me Maybe just a little bit more I fall on my knees every sunday At zerelda lees candy store Well its got to be a chocolate jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate jesus Keep me satisfied Well I dont want no anna zabba Dont want no almond joy There aint nothing better Suitable for this boy Well its the only thing That can pick me up Better than a cup of gold See only a chocolate jesus Can satisfy my soul When the weather gets rough And its whiskey in the shade Its best to wrap your savior Up in cellophane He flows like the big muddy But thats ok Pour him over ice cream For a nice parfait Well its got to be a chocolate jesus Good enough for me Got to be a chocolate jesus Good enough for me Well its got to be a chocolate jesus Make me feel good inside Got to be a chocolate jesus Keep me satisfied

why not if you pick up da whores on da second floor of rei!

seems like the sand-people who dig on allah got this one covered, especially since they don't even bother w/ the "poor" distinction

prole's the spitzer call girl?

1 word or 1 photo for those who want to play the game, not a whole article here's mine:

sunday

and it means? what's this climbing thread doign in spray!?

ignore don't have to be forever - as my daughter will say, "i still love you, just not right now"

i found a simple solution - set rumr to "ignore" and everything's back the way it was

did you steal that from shrek? why not say we're like parfaits? man, just saying the word parfait got my mouth all drooling and everything!

bill's really been opening up lately! hookers and assault w/ a deadly-weapon confessions in only a single week! truly, he is bruce banner!

that cloud on the summit was super-surreal to be inside - so light and diaphonous you could see all the way to the horizon but as if through ghost with rainbow ribs - unnaturally calm in the lee of the summit rim - i can't remember the top ever being that cool

what if i just get love all over it? won't that make the squeamish wanna leave it?

Agreed. ah, but will the hosts get a bonus if i actually DO join da Special Forcez!?!

really different cases right? if lincoln would be on any side in china it seems he'd favor taiwain, since they (the Kuomintang) were the prexisting government that was overthown by the rebels (the Communists). i imagine he'd find mao's egalatarism attractive, though clearly not his atheism. i suspect he'd be unhappy with either side, given the KMT's sham/corrupt democracy and both sides blatant hostility to human rights.

the ranger recruiting ads were much less ghey than the current air force one i've been seeing...and it linked to a much sweeter game

uh, he didn't do that - you should look back at the buckley thread - he posted a cartoon which did id buckley as an elitest, bigot though, and i didn't notice you defending him there from a heap of other charges - who cares how long buckley's been moldering? the truth is the truth, and he wasn't a saint beyond reproach.

"the lord tells me he can get me out of this, but he's pretty sure you're fucked!"