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  1. ivan

    awesome!

    the erudite application of the vernacular of the peasantry is an act of preternatural fucking eloquence, assface!
  2. ivan

    awesome!

    I started in 1980, FW, but you go ahead and do the math however you want to there, lil' pup. so that's like what, 2 or 3 jovian years then, eh?
  3. ivan

    awesome!

    yeah, but it's kinda like a car wreck - it's ugly and stupid but ya sorta wanna see some blood and if any of the two aggrieved parties actually are going to start whaling on each other w/ tire irons
  4. that wouldn't make sense, kev - extending the road over the cliff would make it MORE curvy, which they're trying to reduce. if they mess w/ the road there at all it would likely be to shove it further inland, which would make me sad if it took out the totally eccentric "the columbia gorge has gone to the dogs" sign (a tad ironic as well) - this might increase the walk to the crag by 30 seconds though and certainly climbing at the zone might be off-limits during the likely lenghty amount of time they spend actually doing the work on the road
  5. omfg, you mean the swiss miss ads are a lie!?! truly, a great quote to have at one's fingertips
  6. how about in a milk maid's hayloft?
  7. feel free to use it, but guys on bikes are more likely to have these kinda toys w/ them too, eh? please take pictures of any gang-battles, whether the chicks present consent or not
  8. reminds me of lincoln's quote, saying that, if the USA were to become a country where we said "all men are created equal" but then made exceptions for women, blacks and catholics, that he'd rather "emigrate to some land where they make no pretense of loving liberty; to russia for example, where despotism can be had in its pure form, without the base alloy of hypocrisy" sounds like lincoln wouldn't have liked modern china as his getaway...but then he wasn't a climber.
  9. ivan

    I JUST LOGGED ON

    ...TO SEE WHAT CONDITION MY CONDITION IS IN?
  10. ivan

    P D X Mar 10-14

    dru brought the rain back!
  11. looks like something from The Wall
  12. you gotta have hobbies if you wanna stay happy
  13. seems like it'd have taken a lot less time to just paint a big target on the roof instead - i gotta imagine it has about the same effect
  14. umm - wtf is going on w/ dude's balls?!? and what's w/ "here's my ass" naked dude wearing a sweater? you think everyone else is looking over and thinking "fucking pussy!"?
  15. #1 don't be afraid to do things alone and scare the shit out of yourself #2 don't get yourself killed #3 ignore the obvious paradox implicit in #s 1 & 2
  16. ivan

    WHORES!!!

    love them whores man, they never judge you what can you say when you're a whore? they cast that pearl but it don't upset 'em take their chances when they get them hear me go off gimme some more motherfucker i need a little more goddamn you gimme some more oh i love dem whores
  17. torment-forbidden (w/ hairy iranian in foreground)
  18. here's the index traverse
  19. if only the conservatives would get over the whole genetic engineering thing i could have sex w/ an aloe vera woman in the finest of kirk-ian fashions
  20. i doubt it - i got the whole 2nd degree oozing blisters thing too - what really pisses me off is that i actually had sunblock, i just didn't think about putting it on until far, far too late - i can't ever remember getting burned in the winter!
  21. ivan

    Sexy Time!

    my way - your way - anything goes tonight!
  22. ivan

    Sexy Time!

    if only i could legally buy pot from the illegal laotian whore i patronize so often...
  23. though regretably not for most of the first half of the year... Last two years after Beacon opened I was driving past stacks of cars at Ozone only to arrive at an empty parking lot at Beacon. Works for me... of course i've noted the same phenomena - i meant that all the people in the world could climb at o-god-zone on a beautiful day in march and a parking lot at beacon would still be pointless as i couldnt' (legally) climb there sour grapes, most likely b/c my face is so burned today i look like a goddam zombie (and i'd rather have climbed at beacon y-day than hood...) can we just convince the falcons to relocate to ozone? there's something i could be fine w/ not having for a half year
  24. though regretably not for most of the first half of the year...
  25. how could you not include index?!?
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