ivan

based on the local scenery, i can only assume he's about to spark a phattie?

so long as the pocket pussy don't die! my last year of college the landlord tried to enforce the "you must mow the lawn" provision of our lease - we found a lot of booze and a golf-club worked wonders

umm...pat..that sounds like work! what's a cloche - sounds french - i KNEW you were a traitor! kev - i've been using gatorade - i though plants needed electrolytes?

put plenty of time prepping my garden this year, then put practically nothign in it - reckon knowing i was gonna be gone for 5 weeks didn't help what the fucks' the deal w/ peppers? i plant them every year adn then they just sit there, not growing, but not dying - lazy bastards! at least i can grow tomatoes, the weed of the vegetable wordl my best luck this year has been all the shit from my kitchen that decided to grow anyway - garlic, potatoes and onions (hmm - pretty much the only veggie type items i eat anyway)

ah yes, been up there twice- maybe the third time it won't be storming like a mohterfucker?

cool folks i met/climbed w/ through this board (that i can recall off the top of my head) highlander mtnhigh shredmaximus rbw19something joshk billcoe josephh kevbone (hey, he's less retard in person!) tvash brock corvallisclimber weekendclimber carl (ban him!) mike layton wallawalla ken jlag miker probably some more, but i'm toasted and thinking i've made some point that hpefully i'll be able to recall and articulate 2morrow

well, seeing no shorts over polypro, i'm left to conclude this must be an okay guy? washington pass area?

waaay ahead of you bill - now if only i can stay awake until 10... dinomyte - what can you do? it's the nature of the beast - i teach when i can, but w/ limited time, i spend most of my climbing oppotunities off trying to scare the holy shit out of myself, which is pretty much what i've been doing since the beginning when i got started w/ no help or guidance either - the board is just retards in action - vaguely useful for sure, but mostly for the simple joy of watchign simpletons humping doorknobs

i like to climb in my sleep plaidman - badass! but not at the summit dude, land of the little people! i'll help you rig the keg-lowering if need be choada boy - just because you lost grip and dropped your favorite crusty sock down the wall doesn't mean you "lost your wife in a climbing accident"

exactly - my little red rooster looks much better in his natural plumage

people who live in cardboard boxes must be cereal rapists then

does she climb hotel room walls? i thought the point of having a wife was so you didn't have to wear a helmet anymore?

you like to cross phalluses? TMI. i believe that's "crossing swords" and no...i see it more as 2 girls and their favorite toys kinda thing

use the partners forum too - it helps to propose some specific ideas and to repeat every couple of days

i like these kinda movies more 8=======8

i don't give a damn what folks wear so long as they dont' get their blood or their brains on my blue suede shoes last summer, on the ptarmigan traverse, my friend elected not to do the scramble up to the top of old guard - it was a bit of spur hike to get over to the peak, so i left everything behind, including my helmet, figuring the only real danger was falling rocks kicked off by a partner, but hey he's chilling n' smoking so i'm all set - so, a while later, 20 feet below the summit i did some little 5th class move, a short mantle onto a ledge, then stood up - as blinding pain shot through me, i realized i'd pile-driven my skull into a projecting rock horn above the ledge - blood and hair was all over the rock, and all over my hands as i evaluated just how stupid i was - half-drunk with the shock, i thought "is this, after all the stupid shit i've done, really how i've choosen to snuff meself?" downclimbing was fun, as i felt all my 3d vision had left me, in part due to the red, red kroovy flowing through my eyeballs

hey, the question i was afraid to ask! sure looks like some jugging going on in that 3rd pic

do you ride a bike to the crag whilst shouting down the prius drivers too jake, or do you take a more sensible tauntaun?

i like the no-hands rest at 3:55

it don't matter how sound your anchor is when you piss off the Great Jaboo!

can't we all just get along?

i had tortilla chips and salsa meself this morning - figured no hangover could resist that sweet, sweet nectar

how far's the drive from the 'couve? looks worthy of my princely amibitions

thinking of the only way you'll ever be able to break the jovian gravitional pull of cc.com dru?

OK the 5 volume set is on order, if you don't see much of me in the following weeks you only have yourself to blame. What kind of wine pairs well with this reading material Ivan? I've been reading "the Rising Sun" by Toland, and pairing it with Woodbridge by Robert Mondovi. Mostly cause it's good shit but comes in bottles with corks (the wife wants me to limit my drinking, and a box would be in the fridge 24/7 reminding her I'm drinking again so I need to pass on the box unless leaving it on the counter is OK) and the Woodbridge only costs $ 4.70 a bottle at Costco in the 4 pack. I could easily see that the wine might tally higher than the book set ($114.00 no shipping cost) if I only hit a bottle per book. As far as gear requests go, walls tear shit up so I don't loan stuff out for them, but if you only need like a #4 Big Bro for the Hollow Flake or something like that let me know. Benny was intimating around the campfire in Yosemite last month that he would like to borrow my offset Alien set to do Zodiac but I declined. Glad to see it didn't slow him down at all and he sent. lord, that's a lot of pressure to put on humble me, to drop a franklin a shitton of books assumign my taste is any damn good! do yourself a favor and get this http://www.amazon.com/Sea-Words-Third-Companion-Seafaring/dp/0805066152 as unless you're an able seaman who knows the difference between a backstay and a futtock shroud you'll be fucked for comprehension the first 500 pages! was just kidding on the gear thing, btw, though i recall at some point you said you'd given jimbo a hammer i could have to replace my ball-pean ghetto-rig which i need to actually act on dude, shitty boxed red wine can totally hide in the garage! when done w/ the bladder you can reinflate it and give it to a baby to play w/ too