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joe, how's the falcon scene setting up at beacon this spring? did their nesting site ever get figured out?

if i didn't wear a helmet, how else could i so easily spread the message of "FAH Q" to everyone who looks at me?

he said "low grade" and that describes hardly any lower gorge climbs, whihc are pretty much all .10s ozone's has several 5.8ish trad climbs, though they are kinda-sorta scary, at least compared to bomber-granite broughtons has several moderatish trad climbs on the north face, hangign garden and red wall crags beacon has the easiest/best easy trad climbs - se corner, most of young warriors, lower dod's jam, free for all but, as you say, the bottom line is there really isn't much easy shit in the pdx area - what can you do....learn to aid-climb!

i suddenly recall the first tramp stamp i saw in person - aged 15 - working at water country usa in the old dominion - tasty little lifeguard in the rental lockers w/ a crowd 'round her - "wanna see my pussy?" - hiked her drawers down to reveal a giant tiger swirling round the holiest of holies, teeth n' claws bared - "niiiiice kitty!"

here's to the solution to, and cause of, all of life's little problems! sangria for me at the moment - how 'bout you?

usually by the smallest guy on the team

walk it off man, walk it off!

do the mounties have to use so many curse words?

google says:

that which inevitably causes blue balls?

but you're a bitch for saying it

a-w-e-s-o-m-e!

Fixt it fer ya. I'll be watchin' you! does this mean ann margaret won't be coming?

i like a girl w/ hands tatooed on her hips pretty much the whole tramp-stamp classics...

badass!

sobo, you strike me as the kinda man who'd fuck another man in the ass and not have the goddamn human courtesy to give'em a reach around!

and the smiley face is for what exactly? for my memory of george carlin's discussion of said activity

another victim of auto-erotic asphyxiation?

the ghost of bruce lee getting his final revenge?

cb, john (or was it marcus) did a tr for this one a few years ago - just go the the tr section (not as sweet as some of john's others as i recall though as there's a serious lack of 'stache in the pix )

No, but that is pretty scary if I am the super human... truly - as the drill instructor says, the better half of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the sheets!

dunno - seems to me that single-pitch crag routes ain't the place to be stoogey for rope weight - if that's what's holding you back from sending, probably something bigger going on anyhow light ropes are for the alpine! leading on anything under a single 9 mm strand give me the heebie-jeebies (have you seeeeen how much those bitches stretch when a 250 lb phat-ass like myself takes the ride?!?)

if i could borrow john's 'stache from one of his stuie-trs then i would truly be the shit! was hand-rolling smokes and drinking red wine during marathon aid-belays at yosemite last week

clearly you have not mastered the art of leading w/ cig in mouth! makes you feel oh-so-french

love that route - i gotta do lib ridge someday so i can say i prefer ptarmigan!