ivan

actually, from the title, i was pretty sure this was gonna be about this shemale:

somehow i don't think the ancient greeks had these problems?

'cuz commies have always had a softspot for friedman?

slow news is how i figured out i could get 2 knuckles deep into my girlfriends' asshole while she was asleep w/o waking her

nice moof! we gotta compare ivy burns next week! i got just a couple patches on me, and you had the long pants! so do i get to claim the fa on the variation then? i like my version - who doesn't liek getting to drive iron? next time i think i'll leave 2 kb's in those placements? we gotta go back and clean out the wildlife on that 2nd pitch of pipeline headwall, no? maybe we can find more oak to roll all over us like deranged kittens?

yeah alex, didn't ya get the memo? washington crags don't start 'till you hit index

did u link that up ivan? and i even have you to thank for the last part of the linkup pink! for total messed fucked up ballz ta the wall mayhem though the best single route at beacon is the complete stephenwulf - 4 pitches to the trail, III+, 5.9 A2 (canadian rockies trainer?) - the 2 pitches above big ledge are fuckign insane and super-rarely done, any of the lower options to big ledge are just as good: blood, sweat n' smears, flying circus, true grunt you're all about the jam'n on pipeline kev - you done takes fist? the crack to nowhere? dastardly? all kewler in my stupid opinion, though none as cool as 5150 i'll grant ya

buck, you talking 'bout metolious adjustable etriers? if so, i fucking hate them and will gladly sell them to you stopgo if you want'em - i found the buckle awful vexing - they are light though why are you anti-grigri buck? i've taken a shitload of falls on mine and i use it to jug when cleaning my pitches too so i just need one jug - i guess i don't totally understand the knot solo thing but it sure seems sketchier birdbeaks do rock, especially when you drive'em like pins - i found they work just fine hand-placed though in thin cracks at index like narrow arrow overhang town crier solo is fun, better yet is take a portaledge up and link it w/ green dragon, which i found more funner

local access => flight time => flying swallow => riverside => walkoff (you can alwasy rap into LOLP if ya wanna socialize)

don't forget your portable ghetto blaster eh? makes solo-aiding in particuliar a world more entertaining and its not impolite to leave w/ your belayer if you think you'll be trying his patience on a 3 hour pitch mine's the green bitch on left, getting a workout on the chimney pitch of town crier - 9.99$ at best buy beyotch! 2 AA batteries last all day

i'm surprised no one's blamed raindawg yet

you forgot "male"

which is why i was happy to let him go first seriously though, go do this rap!

is that more or less than a scot's man's sheep's asshole?

no need for hammer/funkess assumign you're doing clean routes ladders or etriers, no real difference - 2 ladders are cheaper than 4 etriers though hooks in general, there's no huge diffference - i'd get them last - you'll probably be starting on easy routes anyhow hb brass offsets rawk 1 traxion is good for hauling, won't need it for anythign else grigri or something similair is plum necessary for solo-climbing and for jugging (learn the the 1 jug/1 grigri technique!) any species of daisy is kewl, but big, beefy buckled adjustable daises are best fifi hook - i never climb anything w/o one beginner tip: use 2 pair of etriers and prepare to be confused most of the time

where (not that i'm gonna go free it, mind ya)?

haven't climbed pipedream since last year but i bet i was the last guy there, so that anchor is 1 shitty bolt and 1 shitty pin i recall, connected via my ratty old emergency prusiks, the whole works protected by an immense blacberry bush that i noted yday has gronw a bit in the intervening 12 months the pipline headwall, on the other hand, has super-nifty new anchors and no shrubbery - the ow pitch above it could be cleaned w/ a pair of shears though and yield a schweeet pitch htough i think, so maybe i have a plan for next weekend?

quite the opposite, the winter of aid-climbing to prepare for da valley has yielded the poorest climbs i've yet had of blown out and windsurfer

if i could do the same and turn this whole thread into a conversation about elizabeth hurley i would

i can't imagine anyone freeing pipedream, though i know it's been done - the pro is so thin, the rock so steep and dirty, sheee-it!

clear evidence that god is a coke-head

what are you, a fucking park ranger?

aid.

is it possible to out-cruel terrorists?

so what actualy stopped your fall?