ivan

i sense a story is held back will always have the softest spot in my heart for this climb - mike braiding my hair at the bivy w/ his my-little-pony brush - the carefreeness - the innocence - the deathblocks rattlign down on me as i belayed him near the top - the anti-anchor i had once bringing him up to me - the "what?" when told i had to jump onto the glacier at the end of our last not-so-quite-lng-enough rap - percocet and absolute abscene of being on the walk out - the most hungover drive home, b-ham to p-town, in 100 degree heat in the history of man so spill, whahappen?!?

nope, i never free anything you know i don't rag on you like the peanut gallery, esse, just flip'n'you yer minumally deserved shit - and you are seriously missing out on experiencing some of the sweetest parts of the Big B if you're stickign to some sorta "i shalt not aid" ethic - at any rate, the next pitch is about hte same rating as pipeline p1 i recall, the thinnest part at the start being nearly identical, ableit w/ a fuckload more exposure, so you could proably do it if you wanted, its just gonna be grungy the last pitch at any rate is hella cool at 9+, and yes, even a godless sodomite like me has got up it sans aid at any rate, the point is you can't judge the upper jensens anchors, which ya did seem to be doing, w/o having been up there...

nice! not thinking my wife will ever be making that walk w/ me though betyer wifes weren't calling that superior peak la cunt though!

btw, joe, if you want some company on somma that shit (and ye wanna climb up to, rather than rap down into, them) i'd be happy to lend a hand, especially the ones i mentioned

i doubt our dear boy kevin has gotten a pitch more up on that there route - it lacks the beauty of pipeline (again, the first picth) and yes, the pitches above the first anchors all have b.s. (the final ones are 1/4 inchers) and no slings/rings

anarcho-capitalism is the purest form, yes?

dude, why so aggro? niggaz' just asking for opinions at the moment there are some rotting anchors left of and slightly above my "it takes a village" anchor - not certain what ever they were there for, but mayahp replace and figur eit out?

since he's no doubt a vegan, he'll probably just be throwing that good meat away?

wasnt' there a bolt that was pulled on it?

i've always thought bacon bubble-gum is The Next Big Thing

why? there's excellent gear to be had there, including a directional that takes any fall off the anchor anyhow, and a fat ledge to belay from at any rate- beacon tradition seems to be to eschew bolts in such case (like on tree ledge). i'd get jim's ok at any rate before doing it (funny, i didn't even notice those pins were there till the 3rd time i did the route ) most of the bolt stations on jensen's ridge are horrorshows and are impossible to bail off of in case of emergency lead bolts on fresh squeeze and (the 2nd) on pipedream are super-sketch, as is the upper anchor on pipedream most of the hangers on the norseman's head pitches on stephenwulf are dangerous i'd dig on having the last flight time anchor replaced (and the shrubbery cut out) as i've been wanting to do that for awhile but have beendoing other things b/c of them

wait! i learned awhile ago not to laugh at ken afte rhe gets hurt - it makes'em cranky, so that was just for you dave! ken, did that fucker take stitches? looks narsty!

even shelbyville has a high speed rail!

i heard that sticking feathers up your butt won't turn you into a chicken...

fuck the climbing, i can't see that sweet 'stache and not feel trenmdously jealous!

or is this a standard bitching about chalk kinda thang, which is very much like bitching about trash alongside highways?

there are several possible bodily fluids that could be deposited on stone - please specify on blownout you say? perhaps it was someone w/ a taste for puns?

huh?

actually, from the title, i was pretty sure this was gonna be about this shemale:

somehow i don't think the ancient greeks had these problems?

'cuz commies have always had a softspot for friedman?

slow news is how i figured out i could get 2 knuckles deep into my girlfriends' asshole while she was asleep w/o waking her

nice moof! we gotta compare ivy burns next week! i got just a couple patches on me, and you had the long pants! so do i get to claim the fa on the variation then? i like my version - who doesn't liek getting to drive iron? next time i think i'll leave 2 kb's in those placements? we gotta go back and clean out the wildlife on that 2nd pitch of pipeline headwall, no? maybe we can find more oak to roll all over us like deranged kittens?

yeah alex, didn't ya get the memo? washington crags don't start 'till you hit index

did u link that up ivan? and i even have you to thank for the last part of the linkup pink! for total messed fucked up ballz ta the wall mayhem though the best single route at beacon is the complete stephenwulf - 4 pitches to the trail, III+, 5.9 A2 (canadian rockies trainer?) - the 2 pitches above big ledge are fuckign insane and super-rarely done, any of the lower options to big ledge are just as good: blood, sweat n' smears, flying circus, true grunt you're all about the jam'n on pipeline kev - you done takes fist? the crack to nowhere? dastardly? all kewler in my stupid opinion, though none as cool as 5150 i'll grant ya