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  1. You must perform your own colonoscopys, then? Pretty basic thing. i do believe it was ivan who called healthcare a pretty basic thing... a basic thing pink is somethign that's essential for life - food is a basic thing, but that doesn't mean i could run my own farm. a car is a basic thing in the modern world, but i couldn't build one or fix much beyond an oil change. health care is a basic thing, but people can't make thier own blood pressure meds, fix their broken legs, or remove thier appendix (well, w/o it looking like a monty python movie). so again, paging any christians in the crowd, how can you deny your fellow man esential healthcare on the grounds of his poverty or even laziness and not feel like a complete hypocrite? did lazarus have to pay for the crash-cart? did the blind dude get a bill from j.c. for the spit/mud pack and the services rendered?
  2. could any of the members of the jesus fanclub out there please explain how its tyranical and unchristian to provide basic healthcare to all human beings?
  3. did you say pink's perspiring from his anus?
  4. fuck'n portlanders always faqh'n w/ the scene!
  5. tvash regularly re-earns his community service merit badge for alerting us to all the peaks we don't much need to be worrying 'bout badass bumblebee pic!
  6. my persian friend aarash assures me, in his heavy persian accent: "if you are using that gear that you find in the mountain, you gonna die on that gear!" inshahallah
  7. Nope.. i concur - the only climbing porn i ever see is shit folks link here - somethng about watching clmbing videos reminds me of being 12 and watching skating videos w/ shitty soundtracks on a tv the size a chinaman's dick in a tiny room w/ a fistful of doorknobs now, if she was soloing nekkid...
  8. ivan

    Sport vs Trad

    nah, that wasn't me - i'dve been wearing a helmet too
  9. sounds like the rap stations survied the recent rockfall, so leave'em at home!
  10. "my gawd, i'd hadn't been so thrilled since i first got fucked in grade-school!" Did the scout leader ever get out of jail for that? naw, mine (chico!) went down for fucking a hippie pot-gardener on our summer camp trip to ocracoke i think
  11. i don't like traffic, so i can't imagine having enjoyed woodstock
  12. ivan

    Sport vs Trad

    watchu'talk'n'bout willis? i did the corner (w/ a 7 mm rope) w/ jim once - my pro was 3 slings he had, tied into knots here n' there
  13. skykilo did a tr a few years ago of doing this route w/ hannah via marble creek which sounded a good deal more upbeat (but then sky is a high-on-life kinda dude)
  14. so were the spartans - they kicked licked ass too fixed it for ya anticipated that even as i was typing - figured they were both appropriate, so good on ya!
  15. the dirty little thing about enlightenment is that there's no such thing at least that's what i figured out last time i was doing my own Total Sick Free-Solo
  16. so were the spartans - they kicked ass too
  17. cool translation - whose? it retains the essential alliteracy that resonates throughthe old english seamus heaney's version of the above begins "in off the moors, down through the mist bands God-cursed Grendel came geedily loping."
  18. dude, have you SEEN me? 6'6" and totally unable to tan, i'm the living embodiment of the jackass nordic warrior - my blood fairly courses w/ mead and the aforementioned, including the desire to rape the horses and steal the women!
  19. hang out on the n face in the middle of a violent thunderstorm and you'll see plenty of shit fall off that mountain!
  20. whoops, forgot to add the 3rd leg of the trinity - drinking!
  21. fuck n' fight in the hope that, should you fuck n' fight hard enough, you will be accepted into an eternity of fucking n' fighting? sign me up!
  22. ivan

    Sport vs Trad

    you bring pro for the corner bill?
  23. why does jim look like he was photoshopped in? hey, that was the day ya'll brow-beat me into losing my rain-dawg cherry! nice bull durham revamp there joe, but is soloing really a team sport?
  24. "my gawd, i'd hadn't been so thrilled since i first got fucked in grade-school!"
  25. if universal healthcare is evil b/c its socialism, and socialism is evil therefore it cannot be tolerated, then why the fuck are we friends w/ so many socialist countries? why did we lobby so hard to get them to join the freedom (fuck yeah!) team in iraq and afhganistan?
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