ivan

i've been training my whole life for this moment.

dunno -yours?

did you offer to pay in waumpaum?

complete partner disintegration complete - anyone have a sudden urge to go to the valley next week n' clamber up the capitan? could care less on the route, really, but suuuuure would like to do the nose... pm or spray enthusiastic horseshite here

how else were you gonna increase yer postcount by 73%?

can we find a law'ya who works pro-boner?

speaking of birds, holy shit there were some hot ones out der 2day! curiously and heavily tatoo'ed howeva...

not nonsense at all ole'larry - first time i clibmed the spur was solo the first week of july - take an axe n' a second tool n' rage! seeing as how the road's still closed (i imagine?) just go up there alone w/ the plan to bivy at tie-in rock n' do the climb next day - the descent down the spur really isn't bad..

which dipshit 'round here wants to be the first to raise their hand n' be happy at all for the prospect of climbing on the beacon mord-wand in a fortnight? had plenty of fun meself in the gorge today, so.....

it's death to go up there!!!!

can i do one in charcoal based on my very hazy n' drunken recollections?

no, they were too long ago. they never were - clear inventions by the scat-munchers at hallmark - fo'shizzle

i'm sure our allies the brits can give us plenty of tips on how to leave, as they have far more experience in general and in the region specifically

i always root for the underdog - pabst boy you can do it!!!

nice n' sunny yet cool out there 2day!

dirty, dirty - nice!

thought you were done aid climbing kenny?

they say it can't be done!

i imagine the sensible crew stayed away from the summit last weekend - why hell, even fred beckey bailed on that there particuliar mtn, sounds like!

huh, i thought he was just...you know...gardening...in the desert...

HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WRITING IN ALL CAPS IS KINDA LIKE SCREAMING!!?!!

hippies are evil, so watch your cornhole - their hearts pump not blood, but a black, viscous substance, ersatz sangria, the heinz ketchup of satan - you have been warned.

walked aroudn the base y-day mornign while drinking pbr n' didn't see a thing - probably woulda taken a promise of much better beer to have coaxed me into handing it over, had i found it though..

would that make you that funky device that shits waste water from the dishwasher into my sink, pat?

I do not. No comparison. Check it out, great books. http://www.amazon.com/Rising-Sun-Decline-Japanese-1936-1945/dp/0812968581/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1276790163&sr=1-1 Get the 2 volume hardcover ed. for cheap. i teach the rape of nanking, so know the deal already "funny thing is they make such bloody good cameras" - group captain lionel mandrake