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  1. ivan

    I-1183

    fucking nihilists.
  2. love that place
  3. ivan

    I-1183

    shouldn't the pirates forum be revived and this thread put in it?
  4. ivan

    The Legend Lives On...

    "i hate the sea, and everything in it!"
  5. rick perry's chance to reverse his momentum? texan candidates really ought to have a yosemite-sam 'stache
  6. i'm an excellent driver - slow on the driveway
  7. recalling gov davis sure fixed all california's problems
  8. come on now, at least give us a link to the theme song for your tr! [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8iFholCpKo
  9. ivan

    I-1183

    meh. delegate and forget. the wife sures seems to enjoy the trip (is there a sex-toy aisle?) so i leave it in her capable hands. god knows we never waste a single one of the million or so kalamata olives we get from there w/ great regularity, and the daughter can eat her weight in ramen if need (and thus we form the basis of our zombie-apocalypse survival plan).
  10. Now don't you be dissin' my man Clint, ya hear... "flags of our fathers" sucked. there, i said it! "letters from iwo jima" on the other hand...
  11. ivan

    I-1183

    'cuz looking at the typical costco customer and their tick-fat cracker clan accompanying them (and sweet jesus, there's no way not to be swarmed by them like a naked virgin mary in a zombie wedding fantasy) makes me feel like maybe i should go home and put a shotgun in my mouth? no fears on the costco front though - a casual 15 minute walk will now allow me to get much drunker much faster than before 1183 made the Bad Olde Days dissappear
  12. ivan

    I-1183

    ugghh. not this again. many places other than Costco will be selling liquor. i have no idea what a 10,000 sq ft store looks like - i wouldnt' be suprised if my local safeway isn't - is the standard fred meyer that big? i don't care particularily on the issue, i just fucking hate costco and would be pissed indeed to find that being my only option on the rare occasion i buy something other than cheap burgundy
  13. ivan

    I-1183

    anybody find it aggravating that you actually have to be a member of costco to shop there? seem like there'll be more than a few folks who will have to get a costco membership to get booze now, b/c there wont' be a big enough alternative nearby?
  14. if he'd actually made it to the top of the eiger i'd be willing to follow his lead
  15. reading jack london's "story of a typhoon off the coast of japan", from 1893, and just ran across this line: On the clouds in the sky the morning of a horrid storm: "The sun had an angry look, and a few light, fleecy 'niggerheads' in that quarter seemed abashed and frightened and soon disappeared." guess jack wasn't the least racist dood in the world either, but he did like animals
  16. ivan

    Ole Miss

    takes alotta if's to make this story gloomy, and you know what they say about your aunt...
  17. ivan

    oooh, sorry sam

    has this been reprinted in the emunclaw daily yet?
  18. ivan

    I-1183

    boy did i not go to high school w/ you the main reason i'm for keeping shit the way it is w/ state run stores is we need to legalize weed - the public will need it's hand held during the transition process, and so state run liquor stores will be the most logical place to allow it - i'm fine w/ ditching state-run stores after that
  19. leave it to russians to not be able to properly manage a 5 year plan
  20. come be a beatard! might be a big old spelunking party this weekend too, if'n yer around.
  21. heard npr coverage on first cain saying that bitch was lying, then next story, iran insisting on pretty much the same thing about that un nuke report and couldn't' help but grin at the exact mimicry of the language
  22. can there be such a thing as conservative gonzo journalism?
  23. ivan

    Ole Miss

    maybe we can split the difference? one side get personhood starting at conception and the other gets corporations not being persons at all, no matter how many folks they fuck?
  24. ivan

    Ole Miss

    i can't think of any problem mississippi has that can't be solved by having more babies there
  25. good thing that weren't in an iranian zoo?
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