G-spotter

compromise is failure

ever heard of "the anchor sucks so don't fall brah?"

Slickity slab Mushroom people, party people

25 to 50 cms of fresh! I think they mean fresh rain

if your prick bleeds, see a doctor

those damn french eh?

what is the first most largest solid granite rock in the whole world? is it trango tower, or the thing in greenland? does it have any trees?

excess revolutionary Thesis... antithesis... synthesis. Action, reaction, stasis.

ive seen a lot of 40s/50s dads and a couple of moms take up climbing mostly so they could belay their gym/sport climbing kids, then get hooked. why, one even developed a whole crag in the okanagan and placed bolts 2 feet apart next to protectable cracks so his precious offspring wouldn't crater.

hey hey my my rock and roll will never die my my hey hey rock and roll is here to stay

You mean like Yap?

Yeah, because everyone today who is climbing and over 50 started climbing in the 70's before there were gyms, right?

I was disappointed cause I thought this was going to be the post where J.H. calls Fred Beckey a serial rapist and then says he sure hopes no one from cascadeclimbers ever reads that because all the cc.ers irrationally worship Beckey.

Back in the day when all your base were belong to us?

8 year olds, Dude

He's notoriously short.... tempered.

That's a Korean dog being raised for BBQ

I heard Ken Nichols was a guest on one episode of Orange County Choppers.

You can't deny that Climbing mag did once run a whole tech tip on how to spot.

"Sutures for sale, training provided"

green light is the only frequency green glasses transmit, so that would make it look white!

It has specially been repainted green to make it visible. An invisible stealth helicopter wouldn't be very good illustration now would it?

The roof is the easy part, it's like 11b. And you can traverse in from higher up and skip the 12d finger crack start if you just want to climb the roof.

You tie off the sliding X so that the power point biner(S) can only slide a little way in either direction, sort of like a cordelette. That way if one anchor piece blows you don't get a massive shock load on the other one, just a tiny little shock load.

what about when you are hiking in in tennis shoes and not skiing in? would you consider towing your boots on a skateboard then?