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"doesn't like Guinness" = more Guinness for me

There is no way this could possibly be correct. Three percent? I'm sure you have a fine source for that statistic, but it just doesn't pass the sniff test. I dunno about you, brother, but I see a lot of Wal Marts, fast food joints, gas stations, mini marts, and the like around here, and, from my own work experience growing up (don't worry, I'm sure you worked so much harder than I did ), I don't recall that sort of job paying all too highly. It also makes me wonder how many are really making substantially more than the minimum wage. A 25-cent/hour pay raise may technically mean you are not making minimum wage, but it's not buying you a whole lot more Top Ramen. how many % earn LESS than minimum wage? working under the radar and sending half home to mom?

Yeah, compared to a slate quarry in Wales, the Fisher Towers, or a yellow limestone band in the Bow Valley, the rock isn't that much worse.

If you can't buy a yard will you take a meter?

I'd agree with most of what you wrote in the first sentence, but not with the "interesting" part.

He's shacked up in a love nest with Captain Granitic

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Existentialism is for the French. out here we are all Objectivists, Logical Positivists, or Deep Ecologists. Or Taoists. The Dude abides, man.

i heard there are some nice spreads over nason ridge way.

Do you prefer choss , or solid granite

compromise is failure

ever heard of "the anchor sucks so don't fall brah?"

Slickity slab Mushroom people, party people

25 to 50 cms of fresh! I think they mean fresh rain

if your prick bleeds, see a doctor

those damn french eh?

what is the first most largest solid granite rock in the whole world? is it trango tower, or the thing in greenland? does it have any trees?

excess revolutionary Thesis... antithesis... synthesis. Action, reaction, stasis.

ive seen a lot of 40s/50s dads and a couple of moms take up climbing mostly so they could belay their gym/sport climbing kids, then get hooked. why, one even developed a whole crag in the okanagan and placed bolts 2 feet apart next to protectable cracks so his precious offspring wouldn't crater.

hey hey my my rock and roll will never die my my hey hey rock and roll is here to stay

You mean like Yap?

Yeah, because everyone today who is climbing and over 50 started climbing in the 70's before there were gyms, right?

I was disappointed cause I thought this was going to be the post where J.H. calls Fred Beckey a serial rapist and then says he sure hopes no one from cascadeclimbers ever reads that because all the cc.ers irrationally worship Beckey.

Back in the day when all your base were belong to us?