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  1. New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
  2. it wasn't on LTV. a couple of the reports are on gravsports.
  3. front wheel drive = fishtail city how many donuts do you want to do?
  4. Sun crossed the equator at 10:25 AM (PST) this morning. Goodbye winter! Hello spring!
  5. OK, but the info I have heard/read is that Cryophobia was repeated at least twice in 2002/2003 and at least once since then (think there was a year where it didn't form, too?), so in the interests of accurate reporting I would suggest this is not the "second continuous ascent" but more like the 5th.
  6. G-spotter

    RIP

    with a little trimming that would be a bitching mullet!
  7. more like continuing up grand wall after ticking off genius loci... than summiting a mountain. the pretty pictures are cool but do the climbers need you to overinflate their achievements with internet hype?
  8. "Well, I still jack off manually"
  9. well anyways i guess some of those guys only climbed the first couple of pitches of RBD but i guess i do not see tacking on the two pitches of wi5 up top to be extra noteworthy
  10. hasn't RBD had like 5 ascents by now? Ben Firth climbed it the year it went up, Guy climbed it earlier this wionter, then Raphael (?) and Wiill just did the first 3 pitches a few days ago... And Cryophobia got repeated by Will and Raphael last year or year before, too. So how is it the second ascent?
  11. get a room you two! how does the B5 compare to the Trango Trek? the TT looks more like a mountain shoe and the B5 looks more like a crag shoe to me. Kayland makes some nice shoes too but the Valhalla Pure where I was indulging my shoe fondling fetish didnt seem to have the technical shoe out of the Kayland catalog just more hiking type shoes. There is also a Montrail shoe called the "Car2Car", with a silly name like that you may as well ignore it from the get go.
  12. Hey Layton, which sucks more, Bellingham or PDX?
  13. Say what you like about National Socialism, at least they had an ethos!
  14. Alpine sit starts.
  15. "You want a toe? I can get you a fucking toe by 3 PM this afternoon... with nail polish!"
  16. yeah, syudla's climbed Serra 5, what a gaper eh matt
  17. Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?
  18. you can usually drive up depot creek by late april or early may
  19. A man needs to keep his Johnson.
  20. hey i've climbed at least one of those routes! wanaka is famous for wine. i hope you drank a bottle or so and went for a pie at kai whaka pai
  21. and if thats boring, do it in a pit full of crocodiles while wearing a tutu!
  22. G-spotter

    TGIF

    the "girl" is fake
  23. this aggression will not stand, man!
  24. no shit! and it's still like 50 degrees up there, perfect for an avvy to start...
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