G-spotter

Alpine sit starts.

"You want a toe? I can get you a fucking toe by 3 PM this afternoon... with nail polish!"

yeah, syudla's climbed Serra 5, what a gaper eh matt

Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?

you can usually drive up depot creek by late april or early may

A man needs to keep his Johnson.

hey i've climbed at least one of those routes! wanaka is famous for wine. i hope you drank a bottle or so and went for a pie at kai whaka pai

and if thats boring, do it in a pit full of crocodiles while wearing a tutu!

the "girl" is fake

this aggression will not stand, man!

no shit! and it's still like 50 degrees up there, perfect for an avvy to start...

twenty goats into furries

pickets! enough snow to keep the bush down, but south-facing rock will be dry by may. or failing that, a couple of days on redoubt and bear...

ok, today was much better it was sunny and warm the cracks were dry my shoulder did not hurt at all, all day long instead of falling off a 5.9, i did not fall off a 10b but i did take a bunch of falls off "jangling ball wall" that thing is a bitch! and i have a hole right through my aces from a 20 foot slab fall at murrin i guess after 3 years its time for their first rerand in short today was a good day

yeah i've been there, almost got my car towed. the hot spot now is down by silver lake, at "leamer rocks". nick from the gym told me how to find it last fall after i had spent several days looking fruitlessly at the wrong km marker this thing is bigger than it looks in the pic, maybe 20 feet high? standing on the ground i couldn't even reach the bottom of the big flake. but i did find a way to get on top of that big boulder with the flat incuts you might remember from your last trip... i trundled off a giant magic carpet []

timm@y!!!!!!!!

Take that

but who knows what the topout is like?

i know, look what he's missing out on

Trad Granite In France??!!

found this one today out in hope

so if the canadian government recieved his tax money, can they be arrested under profits of crime legislation?

oh, i see you remembered your other password huh

holy crap, homey looks worked what's the thing up and left of his head, a big hunk of frozen horsecock?