G-spotter

Take this fee and shove it I ain't climbin here no more.

CHORUS Take this job and shove it I ain't workin' here no more My woman done left and took all the reasons I was workin' for You better not to try to stand in my way As I walk out the door Just take this job and shove it "Cause I ain't workin' here no more. I've been workin' in this fact'ry For nigh on fifteen years Seen some of my best friends' women Drownin' in a pool of tears Seen alot of my kinfolk die Had a lot of bills to pay Lord, I'd give the shirt right off of my back If I had the guts to say... REPEAT CHORUS The foreman is a regular low-down dog The line boss is a fool Got himself a brand new flattop haircut Lord, he really thinks that's cool One of these days, I'm gonna blow my top And that sucker's going to pay Lord, I can't wait to see their faces When I get the nerve to say... REPEAT CHORUS

and yet you are spraying just like all us employed suckas

Unemployment in Alberta is so low they would have given you a raise instead of firing you.

Think of all the employees who were unable to access the new TPS cover sheet template because of this malicious hacking.

Well now, you just got rid of all your emergency crag TP! If you get caught short you might have to sacrifice a sock.

I had a dream last night about swimming in a pool of dark roast

He just dug out a bigger space under the igloo.

You must have missed the news that Steven Harper is now arming our border guards!

Capitalizing on the trendiness of sushi, Mountain burger house will soon become Mountain Sushi House. The menu will not change, however. You will just get the salmon burger without the bun. Mountain WoMan in Brittania will follow suit by stopping the deep frying process in their fish and chips offerings.

It's just ice cream.

Well, I have been trying to look like BlueBlocker guy but I'm dirt lip deficient.

It's clearly Bear's Reach at the Leap. I saw a video of Dano that looked just like that.

There is no safety anywhere. Stay in America where God and Homeland Security will protect you.

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Maybe it has to do with the "Thanks E" in your first post?

Changing the fibre content of your diet would help with that.

damn fine! the photos are all too

actually if you count the tar sands Canada has the 2nd biggest reserves in the world. and the second largest granite monolith too!

dish!

Maybe that's what happened to my old skis, a gnome ate'em.

Pete would probably tell you it sucks and isn't worth the walk in, unless he's already climbed every crack on the whole mtn.

coconut

Board or bottle?

I bet he can't eat a whole pound of bacon either. How do you know if you meet someone who is from Banff? Don't worry, he'll tell you.