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MAUDE I like it too. It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people--it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women--who engage in it compulsively and without joy. DUDE Oh, no.

What!?! It will never replace the mighty Chair Peak! Never! They can duke it out to challenge da Toof.

I'd rather have the sheep pasture thanks

Maude: What do you do for recreation? The Dude: Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback.

archaea make oil. the world will only run out of oil if we run out of archaea

Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary.

well but i don't see any claims on gravsports about 2nd or 3rd ascents eh? strange isn't it?

"climbing forte" reminds me of a specific person lancegranite's neighbour

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

doxy what's going on with your right leg? it looks like the gaiter is twice as big as your leg

"This next one is the first post of my new avatar"

New shit has come to light! And shit... man, she kidnapped herself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know, and she, uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, she needs money, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... she wants more, man! She's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?

yippe-i-o

it wasn't on LTV. a couple of the reports are on gravsports.

front wheel drive = fishtail city how many donuts do you want to do?

Sun crossed the equator at 10:25 AM (PST) this morning. Goodbye winter! Hello spring!

OK, but the info I have heard/read is that Cryophobia was repeated at least twice in 2002/2003 and at least once since then (think there was a year where it didn't form, too?), so in the interests of accurate reporting I would suggest this is not the "second continuous ascent" but more like the 5th.

with a little trimming that would be a bitching mullet!

more like continuing up grand wall after ticking off genius loci... than summiting a mountain. the pretty pictures are cool but do the climbers need you to overinflate their achievements with internet hype?

"Well, I still jack off manually"

well anyways i guess some of those guys only climbed the first couple of pitches of RBD but i guess i do not see tacking on the two pitches of wi5 up top to be extra noteworthy

hasn't RBD had like 5 ascents by now? Ben Firth climbed it the year it went up, Guy climbed it earlier this wionter, then Raphael (?) and Wiill just did the first 3 pitches a few days ago... And Cryophobia got repeated by Will and Raphael last year or year before, too. So how is it the second ascent?

get a room you two! how does the B5 compare to the Trango Trek? the TT looks more like a mountain shoe and the B5 looks more like a crag shoe to me. Kayland makes some nice shoes too but the Valhalla Pure where I was indulging my shoe fondling fetish didnt seem to have the technical shoe out of the Kayland catalog just more hiking type shoes. There is also a Montrail shoe called the "Car2Car", with a silly name like that you may as well ignore it from the get go.

Hey Layton, which sucks more, Bellingham or PDX?

Say what you like about National Socialism, at least they had an ethos!