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  1. G-spotter

    May Day!

    Walpurgisnight was good as usual. Beltane is for stinky hippy pagans.
  2. You can tell she doesn't live in Chilliwack because her house only has 3 numbers instead of 5.
  3. Better than Trailer Park Boys? I don't think that is physically possible.
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    car problems

    Shit dude that thing won't run without you first defrag the flux capacitor.
  5. Oh, everyone does that... no need for a double
  6. What about that Bush double? You think he is the one who has been reading "My Pet Goat" upside down? Perhaps you need an Olyclimber double to blame when you fall off a 5.7 or post a pirate thread in the Sensitivioso forum.
  7. That was a serious question! I'm figuring with a switch to Camp Nanos the grade might drop to 10c/d.
  8. OoOh, a comedian made fun of a politician. How daring and edgy!
  9. does the grade depend on how many neutrinos you find?
  10. The Trigger Finger at Peshastin?
  11. Primate solidarity.
  12. ooo - eee - ooo - eeee - ooooh - aaah - aah
  13. Diedre has gotten so polished over the years. It feels way less secure now than it did when I first led it. I've soloed Banana Peel 40 or 50 times and Calculus Crack a buncxh, but only Diedre once and I would hesitate to solo it now.
  14. true enough but did he whine about bivying 30 feet off the ground at smith?
  15. he's got rising on there as an 11a, but not by name
  16. Gary has never figured out an effective way to deal with his thesis supervisor. He has to whine about it on cc.com. That disqualifies him.
  17. think about it bill, i know it's difficult for you, but try.
  18. I am the only poster who figured out how to score 165 on an online IQ test that maxed out at 140. That makes me the smartypantsest of the lot by more than 25 IQ points. second Undoubtedly the second smartest poster knows how to spell rappelling and plateau. But perhaps not how to descend off Cin Slab. Incidentally if they were smarter they wouldn't have climbed CS anyways, unless they were trading a TR setup on CS for beer or sex later on. Did you see any beer bottles or sheep near the base?
  19. There are two errors in Mark McKissass's post They are both pretty obvious.
  20. that's the Tao, but you're in the wrong forum.
  21. So long and thanks for eating all the fish
  22. G-spotter

    Living With War

    SUN GREEN Sun Green started makin' waves on the day her grandpa died speakin' out against anything unjust or packed with lies She chained herself to a statue of an eagle in the lobby of Powerco and started yellin' through a megaphone "there's corruption on the highest floor" Suits poured out of elevators ("they're all dirty") Phoneheads began to speak ("you can't trust anybody") but security couldn't get her down she was welded to the eagle's beak Sun Green leaned into that megaphone and said, "truth is all I seek" security brought in some blowtorches news cameras recorded the speech "When the city is plunged into darkness by an unpredicted rolling blackout the white house always blames the governor, sayin', 'the solution is to vote him out'" On top of that great bronze eagle Sun's voice was loud and clear she said, "Powerco is workin' with the white house to paralyze our state with fear" It was a golden moment (golden moment) in the history of tv news no one could explain it it just got great reviews "Hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too" The imitators were playin' down at John Lee's bar when Sun went down to see 'em someone followed her in a car So now when she goes dancin' she has to watch her back the FBI just trashed her room one of them kicked her cat The damn thing scratched his leg and he had to shoot it dead and leave it lyin' in a puddle of blood at the foot of Sun Green's bed "Hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too" John Lee's was rockin' the imitators drove it home Sun was dancin' up a heatwave for a while she was all alone... When up walked a tall stranger he shadowed her move to move in perfect unison a supernatural groove He took her by the hand and the room began to spin he said, "I'm Earth... Earth Brown you know the shape I'm in I'm leavin' tonight for Alaska and I want you to come in the spring and be a goddess in the planet wars tryin' to save the livin' things" "I'm ready to go right now," Sun Green told Earth Brown "let's go back to my place, pick up my cat and leave this town behind" "Hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too" Next day Sun Green got busted for pot and it made the headline news but then the charges all got dropped and the story got confused She'd still like to meet Julia Butterfly and see what remedy brings and be a goddess in the planet wars tryin' to save the livin' things But that might not be easy livin' on the run Mother Earth has many enemies there's much work to be done "Hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too hey Mr. Clean, you're dirty now too" I drive by the Greendale exit every day
  23. webbing sausage!
  24. G-spotter

    Living With War

    "Smell the horse on this one!"
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