G-spotter

mattp is currently preparing a suit against cc.com for contributing to his client's recent accident. be careful what you say!

Do you think there is a positive or negative correlation between number of posts, and number of accidents?

Just cause I promised I'd be gentle doesn't mean I will be

You mean like the Odd Fellows?

cj0000000001f did you put a glove on before you typed that?

I think cc.com is more of a cult than a club.

If DH went to Louisiana he'd probably hire a professional too.

What if you saw a on top?

"If you ain't fallin you ain't tryin'"

BEST TR EVER!

This is probably her test subjects.

how much do you think the dog paid?

Peter, your analysis ignores the fact that Mountaineers are also cc.com posters. This has a significant effect on the statistics. I will stop by just pointing it out and leave Gary Yngve to do the math, and CBS to publish the results.

sneaky editor! can you round them to 1?

hmmmm cornography

What jobs? It's a sinecure!

8 decimal places is false precision

Nope its another one of the Last Poets, Abiodun Oyewole

When the revolution comes When the revolution comes When the revolution comes some of us will probably catch it on TV with chicken hanging from our mouths You’ll know its revolution cause there won’t be no commercials When the revolution comes When the revolution comes Preacher pimps are gonna split the scene with the communion wine stuck in their back pockets Fagots wont be so funny then and all the junkies will quit their noddin and wake up when the revolution comes When the revolution comes Transit cops will be crushed by the trains after losing their guns and blood will run through the streets of Harlem drowning anything without substance when the revolution comes When the revolution comes When the revolution comes Our pearly white teeth froth the mouths that speak of revolution without reverence The cost of revolution is 360 degrees understand the cycle that never ends Understand the beginning to be the end and nothing is in between but space and time that I make or you make to relate or not to relate to the world outside my mind your mind Speak not of revolution until you are ready to eat rats to survive When the revolution comes When the revolution comes When the revolution comes guns and rifles will be taking the place of poems and essays. Black cultural centers will be forts supplying the revolutionaries with food and arms when the revolution comes When the revolution comes White death will froth the walls of museums and churches breaking the lies that enslaved our mothers when the revolution comes When the revolution comes Jesus Christ is gonna be standing on the corner of Lenox Ave and 125th St trying to catch the first gypsy cab out of Harlem when the revolution comes When the revolution comes Jew merchants will give away matza balls and gifilta fish to anyone they see with afros Frank Shieffin will give away the Apollo to the first person he sees wearing a blue dashiki when the revolution comes When the revolution comes afros gone be trying to straighten their heads and straighten heads gone be tryin to wear afros When the revolution comes When the revolution comes When the revolution comes But until then you know and I know that niggers will party and bullshit and party and bullshit and party and bullshit and party and bullshit and party… Some might even die before the revolution comes.

And if the victim was a Mountie too, then that's almost like recycling

busted! But the pink stucco brothel on Third is the new hot spot. Easy walking distance from the Brew Pub

Whatever happened to Dumpster_Diver?

I changed it to May 4 then See you there. fner doesnt need a ticket cause shes on a 3 month road trip!

mmmmm, schadenfreude