G-spotter

i think just about every single person who has ever climbed at l'worth has bouldered something not in the book at some point. i mean, even those mountie scramble clases have probably sent some sick v13's over the years

Well it snowed up there today!

yeah i bet you've creamed on some udders! oops... wrong forum...

gladiators!

Or getting lost on Super Slab wearing blue windpants.

So Gary, what you are saying is that rather than just getting benighted on Cinnamon Slab, you got first lost, then benighted on Super Slab?

For Gary, salacious is finding a missing exponent.

And Tommy's seeing if he can hit the bumblies on the 6th pitch with spit blobs.

Hell, they've probably got a whole case of placenta flavoured Clif bars up there on the wall with them.

And permethrin soaked panties will kill your crabs, too.

Just think of the extra media coverage they could get if they became Scientologists. Like tom and katie. "Beth and Tommy's Super Adventure Club"

All you can think about is tits, isn't it.

hand jam!

Wrong species! The lambs are weaned and shearing season isn't for another few weeks.

You guys suck. Get an airpopper. Pop your popcorn. Then add salt, black pepper, sunflower oil, Tabasco and/or balsamic vinegar. mmmmm.

And she can probably crack walnuts in her navel too.

Hooray hooray The first of May Outdoor fucking Starts today

If gloves are a no-no there's always the parasol! or you could just make tape gloves and pretend you were a climber from washington

climbing with a blindfold on doesn't change the route either but it doesn't make you dumber, it makes the climbing harder.

Other species of primates get around this problem through social grooming. You just need someone cute to pick ticks off you.

what did you use to keep the popcorn in the skillet?

Tick collars on the ankles won't help for the ones that transfer from a branch on a bush to your midriff.

Yeah, think 15m and vertical but with huge cauliflowers. Most of the guided parties turn their clients around at the base of this rather than continuing on to the real summit.

So was this a bivi with a cute girl thing, or a bivi cause he fucked up thing?

Actually it is a little shorter, but a lot harder to summit. The crater rim below the new summit has a 15m WI3+ step that didn't exist before the landslide.