G-spotter

"But MY daddy's a MODERATOR!"

but, has he done the sit starts?

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my boring detector went off while readin this thread

how about "a gentle look at the D-cups"

when you are Uberator, will you pimp out your crib with Voodoo holds?

Did u guys know that there is this neat thing called "file sharing" using which u can get music for free

Free is better!

I know somebody who ski traversed the Pemberton Icefield in August......

40 s inside on a sunny day would kill anybodxy

http://www.supertopo.com/climbing/thread.html?topic_id=183289&f=0&b=0 Can some Hamster buy me an advance ticket for this one?

this is truly RIPPING IT UP

maybe she was drummin' on her maidenhead

Why ship ethanol when you can build your own still?

we're afraid you're going to hurt somebody and we're afraid that you're going to hurt yourself

this photo is so awesome. let's check the details... from left to right 1) belay gloves... and eating an Oreo? 2) pearbiner in nads 3) dirtlip 4) 50L pack and webbing sausage. middle of the pack both literally and figuratively. probably stayed up the night before to practice knots 5) blue helmet over baseball cap, no polypro under shorts.. the "risk taker" and anti-authoritarian of the group 6)token "old school" climber wearing painters pants in honor of 'Hot Henry'. 7)webbing sausages galore, S over P (except P may be bike tights), and earns extra keener points for wearing Met5 jacket 8) S over P, and 80L pack. Secretly looked up to by #5 because 8 has the bigger pack, thus asserting alpha-male status.

a thongful

Listen, sprayers, to a story That was posted long ago, 'Bout a kingdom on a mountain And the bumbly-folk below. On the mountain was a treasure Buried deep beneath the spray, And the bumbly-people swore They'd seige it each and every day. Go ahead and hate your belayer, Go ahead and overcam a friend. Do it in the name of safety, You can equalize it in the end. There won't be any chocolate trombones blowing Come the judgement day, On the bloody morning after.... One tin climber rides away.

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/566074/an/0/page/0#566074

beat it, just beat it, ooooooh

Gary: Hey, you can't abuse prodeals that way!

Hu's on first?

Especially if you land on your colostomy bag.

The one Maxim rope I bought had the sheath detach from the core. It grew a 2 foot long foreskin on one end while on the other end 2 feet of core stuck out. For less than thirty bucks more I could have got an Edelrid or Mammut that would have lasted twice as long.