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  1. Get one of these
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    trader joes

    How much are camel toes at Trader Joes?
  3. As long as there is wi-fi.
  4. Cars are aid
  5. You could take pureed capsules of the text and let your pets read it too.
  6. ramen or worms?
  7. I had dinner at the Y last night. With your mom.
  8. Sean Diamond has Crohn's and sends 14c.... I read something he wrote about bouldering with colostomy bag in place, sounds like an extra hazard for the spotter
  9. It was more that I didn't want to lead the 10b because it traverses and I figured it would be extra tuff to second with the pack, and I didn't want to lead the dyke pitch because even when you pull on the draws it's steep. Also I remembered the Echelon finish from when fern and I climbed it a few years ago before UE was fully cleaned or bolted.
  10. Yeah, he made all the classic mistakes like bringing a big pack. I was tired too cause I led all the pitches.
  11. Worm dose treats Crohn's My friend has it and takes this treatment. It beats having parts of your bowel amputated.
  12. Almost. Bottom Line = 3, linked two on OTR to make it 5, Boomstick = 2, then we climbed 9 pitches of UE, then 2 pitches of Echelon to finish. 3+5+2+9+2 = 21.
  13. You can treat Crohn's effectively with a dose of worms
  14. My friend Chris is a keen new climber who's been doing it for about a year. He was pestering me to take him up some route so I decided on the UE not really realizing that although he lead climbs he'd never done a multipitch. We left his place in squamish around 9, walked to the Chief, climbed Bottom Line to Over The Rainbow then up Boomstck to the upper Apron trail. Cut into the gully and over to UE. First four pitches of UE are soaking wet. Sun caught up to us here and it got very hot. We started taking ledge breaks after every pitch to rest our sore feet (neither of us was wearing super comfy shoes). At the very top we wimped out of the regular UE finishes and traversed off on the 5.8 dirty last pitch of Echelon. Summitted around 7 PM and were in the pub drinking beer at 8:45. I think Chris was pretty pleased that his "first multipitch climb" ended up being 21 pitches We forgot the sunscreen too. First sunburn of the year!
  15. G-spotter

    Full of shit

    Only with brown cows.
  16. G-spotter

    Full of shit

    No, but if you feed cows soybeans you get soy milk.
  17. G-spotter

    Full of shit

    No if you slaughter and eat the pigs b4 they can shit. Bacon tastest good. Pork chops taste good. Sewer rat, though, might taste like pumpkin pie.....
  18. G-spotter

    trader joes

    Yeah, you should be SKIING corn in April. Arrrr.
  19. G-spotter

    Full of shit

    I'm certain the best solution would be pigs.
  20. http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/565702/an/0/page/0#565702 This thread smells smoky... is there a Nodder in here? OMG!
  21. G-spotter

    Vikings

    do you mean that she can't be looking at her breasts since they are nonexistant?
  22. cold lambin cold cold lambin'
  23. post em if you got em. do sensitivioso new age guys still eat quiche?
  24. chavs wear burberry
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