G-spotter

And permethrin soaked panties will kill your crabs, too.

Just think of the extra media coverage they could get if they became Scientologists. Like tom and katie. "Beth and Tommy's Super Adventure Club"

All you can think about is tits, isn't it.

hand jam!

Wrong species! The lambs are weaned and shearing season isn't for another few weeks.

You guys suck. Get an airpopper. Pop your popcorn. Then add salt, black pepper, sunflower oil, Tabasco and/or balsamic vinegar. mmmmm.

And she can probably crack walnuts in her navel too.

Hooray hooray The first of May Outdoor fucking Starts today

If gloves are a no-no there's always the parasol! or you could just make tape gloves and pretend you were a climber from washington

climbing with a blindfold on doesn't change the route either but it doesn't make you dumber, it makes the climbing harder.

Other species of primates get around this problem through social grooming. You just need someone cute to pick ticks off you.

what did you use to keep the popcorn in the skillet?

Tick collars on the ankles won't help for the ones that transfer from a branch on a bush to your midriff.

Yeah, think 15m and vertical but with huge cauliflowers. Most of the guided parties turn their clients around at the base of this rather than continuing on to the real summit.

So was this a bivi with a cute girl thing, or a bivi cause he fucked up thing?

Actually it is a little shorter, but a lot harder to summit. The crater rim below the new summit has a 15m WI3+ step that didn't exist before the landslide.

Walpurgisnight was good as usual. Beltane is for stinky hippy pagans.

You can tell she doesn't live in Chilliwack because her house only has 3 numbers instead of 5.

Better than Trailer Park Boys? I don't think that is physically possible.

Shit dude that thing won't run without you first defrag the flux capacitor.

Oh, everyone does that... no need for a double

What about that Bush double? You think he is the one who has been reading "My Pet Goat" upside down? Perhaps you need an Olyclimber double to blame when you fall off a 5.7 or post a pirate thread in the Sensitivioso forum.

That was a serious question! I'm figuring with a switch to Camp Nanos the grade might drop to 10c/d.

OoOh, a comedian made fun of a politician. How daring and edgy!

does the grade depend on how many neutrinos you find?