G-spotter

Kurt personally hugs every tree AFTER he kills it.

When the moon Is in the Seventh House And Jupiter aligns with Mars then your plumbing will backwash.

Move your EYES not your head!

What about using a giant rubber band tied to the legs of Delicate Arch to shoot yourself through it like a slingshot?

With dark enough sunglasses, no one will see you looking. Then they'll think you're just drooling to lubricate your tongue before you start cleaning the windows.

Well we all know that it is the letter of the law, not the spirit of the law, that applies in court.

Lowell apparently you missed the part where Patagonia called the newspapers to report their ambassador's rad new send. They'd be hypocrites to suddenly drop him and pretend they didn't know what was going on. They are probably the ones that asked him to do it in the first place.

If Dean potter solos this thing, you're all gonna be in BIG trouble. The Tool could ban ALL illegal bridge climbing.

but really what matters is that you can set it to vibrate

Don't ask, don't tell.

Did you try it out with some Boreal Lasers?

Shit man maybe he did it DELIBERATELY as a protest against the Tool. Ever think of that? FREE CHONGO!

How many irresponsible tourists want to climb a building because they see Alain Robert do it?

He may have had some witnesses and video cameras but I doubt he had a GPS log so his speed record is still "disputed".

It goes off every time God kills a kitten.

God forbid that any tourons might see a real rock climber climbing a rock! It might scare them so much that they have a heart attack! Rock climbers are scary! There are literally HUNDREDS of heart attacks at Devils Tower and Yosemite every year induced by tourons seeing a rock climber climb a rock.

Do you think when Ed Abbey was living in a trailer there in the early 60's before they paved the road, that anyone cared if you climbed Delicate Arch? Of course back then they couldn't free solo 5.10 so they probably would have bolted and chipped an uberdirectissima like Ottos Route.

delicate

How many horde members can free solo 5.10 chalkless and rap off without bolted anchors?

Do you think Alain Robert's illegal climbing of buildings, and multiple arrests, is going to make it harder for the rest of us to go buildering? Do you think Chongo's arrest in Yosemite makes it harder for other climbers to guerilla camp in Yos for months at a time? It seems like when you go through the old AAJs there are a lot more parks open to climbing now that there were in the 70s and that it was sometimes very public acts of illegal climbing as a protest that got the regs changed. Dean.

You can make low whip into high whip by kneeling

Your tits are fuzzy, MisterE

Tooo late they BANNED Dan_H and deleted his user account! I think the Brett guy got scared that Dan would beat his 4 peak in 4 days speed record.

And the guy that's holding them has two right hands.