Face it, Aliens have been shitty colorado junk since Day 1 and to pretend they suddenly got worse is to ignore the fact that the people who bought them in the first place are dumbshits who are now being served a heaping plate full of caveat emptor
So I have mass because I interact with Higgs bosons, and therefore I emit gravitons. I can dig it.
And in loop quantum gravity there are neither Higgses nor gravitons?
Well there was a model that said that global warming would cause the Antarctic glaciers to grow too, because of increased snowfall... they recently admitted that model was wrong because the melt has increased but the snowfall has not.