If you were a conformist you'd be out putting up sick hard FAs on the Scurlocked Cascade jewels and recovering much Neutrino booty in your logo-plastered windshirt
Yeah but none of you guys know what West Pole Brand is do you?
At least Messner didn't show up and rip this frozen corpse's genitals off like he did with Otzi.
I humped one of the blocks on it. My pecker had sores for a month afterwords. Or maybe those were from the Thailand trip. Can't remember
So now you're back in Colorado, do you have anything to say to the Ramsay family?